What it says in the title
Quietly laugh at his hair while I brought out my buzzers
Quietly ask their sex and sexual orientation…get very alarmed in one case.
Hey handsome
Gonna ask for that glasses and jacket
Then grab a vodka (don’t ask me why)
Would ask for a ride in her space ship
Look for some love in her heart…
Fuvking hell. Stop the botox and facelifts.
My lord, what a ugly crown!
Play some more “dirty librarian” - quietly.
Wink!
Mmm… I think I smell flowers… lilacs?
Nini Nana!
/pokes/
…and now let’s pretend it was me, dunno why Ish still was logged in.
I’d be deeply concerned about the location of my wife… and be confused as to what exactly went down.
If I was you, I wouldn’t worry about your wife, but about my boyfriend…
Back away slowly. Not because of her boyfriend, I don’t worry about physical contact, hard or soft. Only because she seems hooked up on the guy. I would ask her to leave nicely, I might even offer some tea before heading back to the mundane. flexes pectorals.
GTFO of my bed
I’ve seen larger ones…
…on my mirror.
/ready to catfight/
You’ll always be my first…