I’m so sorry to hear that. You should live in my country then 
I dont understand
Are you cakeless?
Or isit really wet?
There is a certain aspect of illegality in your question, so I am advised not to reply. Would you settle for a slice of space cake instead ? That stuff is legal in my country, I think, if the cake is small enough. Maybe a space cupcake ? 
We have great cakes. Other countries have great cakes too. I wouldn’t mind a piece of Schwartzwalder Sachertorte myself, or even Schwartzwalder Kirschtorte right now, with strong coffee. But with the current travel restrictions it would take too long to get one
The scarcity is the 
If it has a breadlike part, Im right out
Though the single worst cake is the English Victoria Sponge
Its like a brillo pad
Edit: ah blackforest cake. Now I get you. I like everything abput it but the cake part lol
I’d take the top one without the topping. I don’t like that crap, except for the marcipan figures.
I’d take the bottom one on a good day with hot cacao and rum, but really only on a good day.
If I had to choose, I’d pick the top one, because the bottom one looks like there’s not much variety to the taste …
… because it’s all drowned in fat creme that tastes like some variation of chocolate.
Doesn’t look like SchwarzWälder (Kirsch)-Torte to me.
schwarzwälder kirschtorte - Google Search
I’ve tried finding a pure “SchwarzWälder” but came up with just the same images as above.
(Schwarz = black. Wälder = Forests. Kirsch = cherry. Torte = cake)
I was referring to the line;
And was happy Id managed to translate it.
Thank you for confirming though
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Ah, sorry …
… and … uh … you’re welcome! lol
Its cool 
I avoided using the english name for it because its so wrong;
Blackforest Gateux
The idea of giving it a french name melts my head.
Like how “Television” is just a totally awful word.
Its greek and latin at the same time
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D:
Indeed, that chocolate cake gif was just that, a random gif. Well, I would take it over the carrot cake any time. Degustibus etc.
And to top this off, in my attempt to make @Ramona_McCandless salivate at least a little bit, here’s the pièce de résistance that will obliterate all resistance - although I’m not here to “convince” anyone, mind you. A chocolate marquise (no flour, no cake), LOL. Wildly off topic, but even the toughest ISD/GM will find some pity in his/her culinary heart.
It is however doubtful that any of the sort will be released in 2021 
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Brought to you by the gifs-that-end-too-soon-department.
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a lot of the roman stuff was just filing off the serial numbers of other folks stuff and rebranding it as theirs.
Its really the fact its two words from two different languages pressed together.
The word television combines tele , “far off” in Greek, and vision , “something seen in the imagination,” from a Latin root.
The greek for vision is órama, so television should be teleorama, or tantovision if its latin.
Edit: personaly I prefer Phantavision, fantasy unreal pictures.
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Ok thats quite a nice image.
Tbh I can stand trifle, so if the cake to goo ratio is at most 1/10 parts then Id give it a try.
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Right in time for people to buy new Titans.
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I hear there’s quite a few in M2-XFE, looking for buyers, safe in bubble wrap. 
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Does that make CCP servers, UPS xD
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