A Decree For All Low Sec Pirates

In order to effect a timely halt to deteriorating conditions in High Security Space and to ensure the common good a state of emergency has been declared for these territories and their adjacent systems:

  1. Uedama
  2. Jita
  3. Niarja
  4. Dodixie
  5. Amarr

By decree of all of the good people of High Sector Space.

By decree and according to Pirate Law the following statutes are temporarily amended for those with a -5.00 and higher security status:

  1. Right to freely gank any CODE alliance or Karma Fleet marked vessel or Pod, Granted.
  2. Right to freely gank any CODE. alliance or Karma Fleet supporter, Granted.
  3. Right to not be war decced by any High Security Space corporation or alliance, Granted.
  4. Right to claim any and all loot from any gank on CODE. or Karma Fleet ships or supporters ship or pods found to be in High Security Space, Granted.

By decree all Capsuleers found to be engaging in ganking CODE. alliance or Karma Fleet members or their neutral allies shall be found in the highest regards with the good people of High Security Space until such a time that this decree is no longer deemed fitting.

May the bowels of the deeps hear our song and fill its gut with the treasure of the High Sec Ganker.

The King and his men
stole the Queen from her bed
and bound her in her bones
the seas be ours and by the powers
where we will we’ll roam
Yo ho, all hands
Hoist the colors high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die
Now some have died
and some are alive
and others sail on sea
with the keys to the cage
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler’s Green.
Yo ho, haul together
Hoist the colours high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die
The bell has been raised
from it’s water grave
Hear it’s sepulchral tone?
A call to all
pay heed the squall
and turn yourself toward home
Yo ho, haul together
Hoist the colors high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die
Yo ho,…

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I doubt lowsec pirates are going to come to highsec Dryson.

You need to turn off Facpo first.

Can you decree that too?

This is not a pretty image.

Sir, they’ve started to sing.

Finally…

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I’m still waiting to be smartbombed

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Dryson can i have whatever you are on?

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Dryson is on an extremely high salt intake diet…

Bath salts?

salty

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Yeeeeaaaaaaa…Just let the high sec population shoot them. And war decs for all!

So DrysonBennington, before anyone agrees to this foray, we’d like to see some of your CODE killmail…

Have you ganked many CODE? :skull_and_crossbones:

Dryson can you leave the low sec population alone? They’re just looking for good fights mate. They don’t want to go into stinky highsec.

More like ganked by many CODE.

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Many low sec pirates have a very binary view of the EVE universe, it’s a hostile world and there’s always a bigger fish, so other players are either targets or threats. They will shoot the targets, and avoid or align themselves with the threats.

Think for a while which of the two you are, then ask yourself whether it’s the best idea to invite low sec pirates into your home territory.

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Does this guy never stop ??

As long as we’re making arbitrary decrees with no authority, all capsuleers who object to ganking must send me 1 billion isk by next downtime.

How stupid can an alliance be to openly post who their share holders are and how much shares each share holder holds in the CODE. Alliance?

The names listed below are big and juicy Share Pinatas just waiting to be cracked open.

Investors

I’m quitting Eve PV Rock I want to talk with you - 315,000 shares
Permabanned Heroes of the Code - 213,524 shares
PV Rock - 153,000 shares
Erotica 1 - 65,591 shares
Slave A00073078 - 50,500 shares
Bing Bangboom - 39,650 shares
Hrothgar Nilsson - 37,700 shares
Carlvagio - 37,300 shares
Super Perforator - 29,651 shares
Black Pedro - 22,000 shares
Sarthana - 20,000 shares
Matrea D - 16,000 shares
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo - 15,500 shares
Apo123 - 15,430 shares
Durandi Ghostal - 15,270 shares
Anti-Mining Activist - 15,000 shares
Daltzi - 13,000 shares
Joshu Mumon - 12,000 shares
Ming Tso - 11,000 shares
Cato XIII - 10,060 shares
Terok Gnull - 10,000 shares
Zealous Miner - 10,000 shares
Luthien DeTelerin - 9,000 shares
The Lawton School for Pubbies Who Can’t Mine Good - 9,000 shares
Jack Crow - 8,000 shares
Capsti Bashere - 7,500 shares
Avi Shekelstien - 6,898 shares
Ilithyia Borgia - 6,500 shares
BLOB-A-THON - 6,000 shares
Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri - 5,730 shares
Pooboi - 5,500 shares
Sasha Nyemtsov - 5,325 shares
United Ganker College Fund - 5,315 shares
Tora Bushido - 5,150 shares
Cykreti - 5,000 shares
Daniel Plain - 5,000 shares
Jediir Janau - 5,000 shares
Kunza - 5,000 shares
Luncapup - 5,000 shares
Mr Trust - 5,000 shares
Zoe Worclaw - 4,885 shares
Malcolm Shinhwa - 4,500 shares
Weaselior - 4,445 shares
Mynnna - 4,444 shares
Minx Mattel - 4,323 shares
DJ FunkyBacon - 4,000 shares
Rouge Drex - 4,000 shares
Dom Arkaral - 3,890 shares
290xanaots - 3,700 shares
Kalorned - 3,700 shares
Leia Jadesol - 3,615 shares
Robert Leheirault - 3,580 shares
Torvinilex Shepiwot - 3,500 shares
Hiasa Kite - 3,407
Nisanthro - 3,315 shares
Lord Kailethre - 3,200 shares
Bob StarSeeker - 3,150 shares
ST0NER SMURF - 3,150 shares
Piter Bakunin - 3,100 shares
Saphira Basenjies - 3,100 shares
em0 - 3,000 shares
Gumby Inquisition Technologies [corp] - 3,000 shares
Veekay Tehsu - 3,000 shares
Wardog Squadron - 3,000 shares
zyk0 - 3,000 shares
Lord Jasta - 2,770 shares
Maria Malukker - 2,730 shares
Yildez - 2,650 shares
Dmitry Hareka - 2,555 shares
Lord Crevex - 2,500 shares
Navillus Enaka - 2,400 shares
Etienne Achasse - 2,356 shares
the reaverkiller - 2,252 shares
Kegan Bjornson - 2,250 shares
Amyclas Amatin - 2,201 shares
Nicholas AV - 2,050 shares
Viirilithizu Ward - 2,050 shares
Gevlon Goblin - 2,020 shares
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie - 2,018 shares
Derrek Katelo - 2,000 shares
Gen Jim Rash - 2,000 shares
Jerome Vascez - 2,000 shares
Maniacal Laughter Ltd. - 2,000 shares
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 - 2,000 shares
Zura Namee - 2,000 shares
Lux Imperator - 1,950 shares
Comor Dunathis - 1,920 shares
Malon Kreed - 1,910 shares
Yildez - 1,900 shares
Mistrum Ridcully - 1,882 shares
Lovely Dumplings - 1,806 shares
handypantz - 1,714 shares
Kaely Tanniss - 1,600 shares
Shaok Rikku - 1,600 shares
Temporary Amnesia - 1,600 shares
The Church of Gary Busey - 1,600 shares
Theangryhobo - 1,600 shares
Jocindus - 1,555 shares
Mari Hata - 1,515 shares
Chuffy Bigbad - 1,500 shares
Erika von Heisenberg - 1,500 shares
Mallak Azaria - 1,500 shares
nemuritoru - 1,500 shares
Viirilithizu Ward - 1,500 shares
Zander Moreau - 1,500 shares
Ophidia Black - 1,486 shares
Levarris Hawk - 1,465 shares
Myevil Gankalt - 1,401 shares
Nanatoa - 1,337 shares
Zopiclone - 1,335 shares
Adelaide Brooke - 1,315 shares
Aedan Tau - 1,315 shares
EAT ATTiC - 1,315 shares
Florian Foxheart - 1,315 shares
Selina Stormcrow - 1,315 shares
Siegfried Cohenberg - 1,315 shares
Trathen - 1,315 shares
DeadSea Youngblood - 1,311
CODE Agent AC - 1,295 shares
Ralph Vynneve - 1,200 shares
Alana Charen-Teng - 1,135 shares
Shiule Hanaya - 1,111 shares
Hannibal Crusoe - 1,100 shares
Atomic Amish - 1,045 shares
Skeenaa - 1,041 shares
Fawn Tailor - 1,001 shares

The CEO of Marmite is a CODE. shareholder that effectively makes Marmite a CODE. affiliate and basically part of the CODE alliance.

Any Capsuleer who is not in the CODE. alliance but is a shareholder is an accessory to the actions maintained by the CODE. alliance.

yawn

Have we hit peak salt yet?

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Everytime I think Dryson has hit peak stupidity, he goes ahead and ups the bar.

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