A New Threat: The Agency


(Nauplius) #1

A new and grave threat has emerged in New Eden…The Agency.

This mysterious group, emerging from the shadows, nothing at all known about their identity or their motives, has begun offering all the pilots in New Eden rewards for completing seemingly random, purposeless tasks such as collecting a million ISK in bounties.

I sense the work of Molok…Molok the Deceiver.


(Elmund Egivand) #2

I am sure having a product you didn’t order ending up inside your hangar will also count as ‘work of Molok’ to you.

According to the following, no, the Agency didn’t come out of bloody nowhere:

https://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels/world-news/scope-network-ownership-formally-divests-capsuleer-job-brokering-business/

Instead, it’s a consortium of various relatively lesser-known mercenary corporations who had bought the capsuleer job brokering arm of Scope Network and rebranding it as a very uncreatively named ‘The Agency’.


(Anabella Rella) #3

Elmund please don’t burst his fantasy bubble! Why let common sense facts interfere with a good Nauplius rant? :roll_eyes:


(Este DeStirr) #4

@Ashterothi reports on twitter that the two founders of The Agency are former Dust merc corps… interesting.


(Casserina Leshrac) #5

Considering that The Scope/The Agency will be employing thousands of capsuleers. As long as they check and verify facts that should be good enough.


(Lasairiona Raske) #6

Clutching at straws again, Naup?


(Jason Galente) #7

"QUITTING CAPSULEERDOM FIRESALE

I have HAD IT. TIRED OF BEING A CAPSULEER.

SO, I’m GIVING AWAY 12391283123102312983123012312832103218312 ISK!

All you have to do is SEND ME PROOF THAT YOU DID SOMETHING POINTLESS AND RANDOM and I will send you A SMALL AMOUNT OF ISK.

Regards,

The Agency"


(Elmund Egivand) #8

I live to crush fantasies.


(Casserina Leshrac) #9

Sell yet again Nauplius’ hype has fail to deliver. Looks like it is nothing as he predicted.


(Anabella Rella) #10

Just another little bit of bureaucracy to keep evil moneygrubbing pilots busy. Nothing to see here folks, move along.

Sorry Naups, nothing supernatural at work here.


(Elmund Egivand) #11

I’m sure he is just going to blame it on Molok the Deceiver anyway.

My throne is clogged! Must be the work of Molok!
My keys are missing! Must be the work of Molok!
My milk is sour! Must be the work of Molok!
I tripped on a stone and fell! Molok put the stone there!


(Coulter Phelps) #12

Just… please don’t build an Agency-Banishing Temple.


(Anabella Rella) #13

Please don’t give him any ideas. :wink:


(yellow parasol) #14

Please excuse me for interjecting, but who in Bob’s name is Molok?


(yellow parasol) #16

aaahhh… thanks! now please continue with your regular program! :slight_smile:


(Aria Jenneth) #17

He’s … I gather he’s basically an Amarrian demon. The Blood Raiders seem to worship him. He’s central to Mr. Nauplius’s beliefs as well, just, in the opposite way (with similar effects).


(yellow parasol) #18

so he’s mentally ill?


(Aria Jenneth) #19

Uh … if you mean Molok, it’s a little hard to say? He’s probably mythical, or at the very least supernatural, so…

I wonder how you’d distinguish a mentally ill demon from one that wasn’t?


(Arrendis) #20

The sane demons are the ones who won’t associate with Napkins.


(yellow parasol) #21

Oh nono, I’m talking about the OP. :slight_smile: