Alladie Donier The New Eden Pope

I vote Alladie Donier should be elected the space pope of all New Eden for his faith to God Emperor Zoot is un questioning and unshakable. BLOOD FOR ZOOT!!!

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I do agree on your vote Admiral randominis!
Let’s make the word of Zoot go across New Eden!!
and the first step for that to happen is by crowning our Pope Alladie Donier !!

ALL HAIL THE EVERLASTING REALM OF THE MIGHTY BLOOD GOD ZOOT!!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

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He get my vote :joy:

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At first I worried about his thoughts on reform but now that I looked more into it he is totally right!

He has my vote!

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For on the third day mighty God Emperor Zoot spoke unto his people his 11 holy commandments which Pope Alladie spread amongst all capsuleers…Eleven Commandments of Zoot:

  1. Thou shalt always Check D-Scan
  2. Thou shalt Stockpile for the eventual apocalypse
  3. Thou shalt Check market details on all things
  4. Thou shalt Buy low, Sell High
  5. Thou shalt throw enough ships at a problem and eventually it goes away
  6. Thine will never have enough isk
  7. Thou shalt bling thine ship and then kill the pilot
  8. Thou shalt always take the bait
  9. Thine must think like thine enemy to kill thine enemy
  10. Thou shalt Purge all heretics, Convert or Die
  11. Thou shalt spread the word of zoot during every battle

Rejoice in the name of Zoot PRAISE BE!!!

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While I do enjoy the weirdness that is going on in this thread, I’ve heard that Max Singularity is a good dude. Thus, I cannot endorse this anti-pope pretender.

We already have a space pope. Donier will have to settle for Space Martin Luther, or whatever tickles his fancy.

But has this alleged pope spilled blood for God Emperor Zoot? I think not, but Alladie has!

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All Hail the Holy Pope! Pope Alladie Donier Must be made the New Eden Pope!

With kind regards,
RevPlungerMan

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PRAISE BE!!!

He get my vote

alladie for pope!!!