Right.
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I’m wondering how and when this transmutation of Luna’s husband happen. From all accounts he seems OK.
That being said I am wondering if there are any rituals I need to start warming up on.
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It is sad that our friendship seems to have been utterly shipwrecked, Ms. Raske. I am not a mother, and thus cannot understand fully why so many mothers here seem so grievously offended by my accusations against Lady Aspenstar’s offspring. I only hope that once the demonspawn has been dealt with, we might fix things a little bit.
I highly doubt there will be anything to fix, unless you cease these wild claims.
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Until you learn what love is there is much you wouldn’t understand, demonscum.
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I’m afraid you should look who’s talking. Someone might be putting words into your mouth.
I have a new hypothesis.
While the demon Marcellus is the baby’s father, what if the baby’s mother is actually…Maria! What if Lady Aspenstar only pretended to be the mother out of some attempt to save the virtue of her now virtueless daughter?
This hypothesis would explain several points:
- Why the demon Marcellus, despite being the baby’s father, has not been seen near the baby or been otherwise interested in it: obviously, SFRIM is keeping him away from Maria and the baby.
- Why Lady Aspenstar never “showed” and why the “birth” was so premature: she was never pregnant at all and only pretended to be so long enough to make people believe she was, while the actually pregnant and probably “showing” Maria was kept hidden away until she could deliver.
I myself am not yet convinced of this hypothesis; comments are welcome. Of course, the actual maternity matters little to the issue at hand, for the demonspawn is to be banished whether it came from the womb or Luna or Maria.
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Okay, a few things.
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Mothers don’t often announce their pregnancies at conception. Sometimes, they wait until they are certain things are fine with the pregnancy before telling the rest of the universe.
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I saw Maria while her mother was pregnant. She certainly was NOT carrying any child.
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Stop grasping at straws.
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If Anyanka scolds you for acting like a drama queen, it is time to rethink your life.
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If you actually understood what I said, before, Ms. Funk, it’s nothing Mr. Nauplius hasn’t worked out for himself, already, long ago. Actually, and I say this with some sadness, I think Mr. Nauplius understands better than almost anyone why it is that I speak and interact with him as much as I do.
It’s not not for his sake. He’s one of the saddest people I know, a prisoner to his belief in a dreadful god of misery and hate. If I could help him escape the fate he’s built for himself and those around him, I surely would, for his sake as well.
Only, if, as it likely would, such an understanding would also destroy him completely … even then, I wouldn’t hesitate.
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[quote=“Anyanka_Funk, post:73, topic:7911”]
You really think anyone cares about you or what you think?
Guess what, honey, maybe if you had an actual personality you wouldn’t be such a joke.
Also, stop being so whiny![/quote]
The irony here is amazing.
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In addition. Maria was podkilled 2 months ago during one of the wars which would have killed the baby if she was the one who was pregnant.
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She could have used a different clone, though the whole thing seems unlikely in any case.
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And the one with the baby presumably gets made brain dead or put on ice to comply with DED laws on multiple infomorph hosts?
Would love to know the name of a Med Tech who’d sign off on that.
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As Anya pointed out, I’ve heard of it being done, doesn’t mean I know anything about the risks involved nor would it be anything I would personally do. If I decided to ever have kids that is…
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When you jump out of a clone, doesn’t it use the burn scanner to update the new clone?
You know, killing the old clone? They just fish out the implants and slap it into the one they’re speed-growing.
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That is actually how it works, yeah.
I think the body can be left … well, brain-dead in a vegetative state, though. Although, I don’t think that’s a reliable thing, so, maybe not a good thing to do to kind-of outsource your pregnancy.
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As a general recommendation… before you go messing around with decerebrate clones, consider effective and proven safe exowombs exist. Ask any Tuber for their personal brand.
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Why would I ask a potato a God damn thing.
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They make really good clocks.
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