Are all capsuleers cheap sausages?

A cheap sausage is a collection of processed meats and other biomass, enclosed within a synthetic skin.

A clone body, is also a bunch of processed meat and biomass chunks, enclosed within a synthetic skin, consumed in large quantities by the War Machine that is empyrean combat.

Does this mean that capsuleers are cheap sausages ?

I identify most closely with a

  • Average sausage
  • Quality sausage
  • Foot long monster sausage
  • Spicy sausage

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Discus.

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Though my God commands me to humility, and demands me attest modestly even while my brothers and sisters sing, He also commands me to excel, and thus do I always strive to be recounted by all who witness, at the very least, as “spicy”.

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Okay, Dr. V’s satire is much, much better than mine.

I see that I have much to learn.

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As a Khanid, it is a matter of divine authority that I am a very excellent sausage, if not the very best.

Also I have cheese on.

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As He always intended…

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salt is a spice, its my experience that all capsuleers are comprised of at least 35% salt. therefore we are all spicy sausages, although the implants might make things a bit crunchy.

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I am pretty much not cheap, but high quality Omega-grade combat meat sausage, thank you.

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Yer a rubber missile is what you are.

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Some of those can be very expensive, I’m told…

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Salt is not a spice. That is the most station-sided thing I have ever heard. You need more peppers!

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I confess I had not thought the time
appropriate to respond in rhyme
but since you went and did it first
oh, what the hell, it cannot hurt

I feel your words are overblown
after all, your fondness is quite known
for rubber missiles of all persuasion
oh wait, I’m sorry. Yours are resin.

And though I know you think me a feckless thug
I think you really need a hug.
So go see Nauplius and his demon coven.
Mayhaps tis you, he thinks of lovin!

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Sausages? Ha!

Protein delicacies.

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Fair enough it’s a seasoning not a spice. Being a mineral it doesn’t loose it’s taste over time.

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Or even lose it.

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Immoral minerals and their loose tastes. What is this cluster coming to?

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Beautiful.

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Does it mean you’re delicious or delicate?

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Or that I like to eat other people alive without ketchup. It depends.

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why not all of the above? i vote for all of the above. now where did I put my people eatin fork!

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I love sausagefests.

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