As Executive Producer of Eve Online, I swear my Undying Loyalty
A Loyal Oath to the New Eden Capsuleer Pledge and New Player Experience
Make Eve Online Great Again!!!
Promised Changes and Focus:
- BRING BACK OUR HOLY JUKEBOX!!! (See image at very bottom of this post)
- Get rid of Stupid Game Launcher, and bring back our Glorious, Full Window Login Screen by Default (See images at bottom of this post)
- Being a Team Player and Motivator, Raising Morale at the CCP office, especially for our Boy and Good Lad, CCP Guard!
- Fight Inflation and Lower Isk Faucets
- Overhaul Contract and Public Courier Contract System
- Focus on New Player Experience, through realistic expectations and honesty
- No more CRAP bull!!%!% marketing videos that create unrealistic expectations and false marketing. Such as weird intense Star Wars-esque Dynamic battles of Military Commands and Voice Comms, but actually showing that real huge battles are blob vs blob and Tidi
- Lowering of Eve Online subscription Fee. The Account Upgrade Subscription Fee needs to be a Dynamic changing amount that fluctuates to match real life supply and demand; not being as it is now of a stagnant unchanging vehicle.
- Focus on Player Recruitment and Retention, More people to play with and more targets = More Fun!
- Focus on the Economy and flow of goods and services in New Eden. It is the life blood and better trade and Commerce leads to more fighting!
- Fire CCP Fozzie and an END to Fozzie Sov
- Fire CCP Falcon
- Fire CCP Mintchip
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