Wait wait wait… Hold up. YOU DON’T KNOW THE EXCEL MEME OF EVE ONLINE?
The Microsoft Excel add-in is coming! | EVE Online
CCP Already added it LOL. THEY CONFIRMED THE MEME LOL.
You are super oblivious if you didn’t know this game has an entire side meme called SPREADSHEETS ONLINE 
I knew this from day 1! I don’t need to be a commodities trader to know that?? I am just shocked really.
You of all people should feel at home here. There is a reason why this game can even be considered a business simulator in many aspects. PVP/PVE are just things tacked on to give the average joe something to do after their 9-5.