This keeps getting better and better!
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and 
intensifies.
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Do you dare to post my name in same post as pictures with this dishonorable abomination?! I should court martial you just for that!
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I do dare!
If you would like to court martial me youād have to come round my place and cuff me. 
(ps. I prefer the fluffy ones)
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Iām not sure that Commander Kim has the jurisdiction to try this guy at a court martial.
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Is this an invitation?
Caldari State doesnāt provide Legal protection to capsuleer suspects. It means if heās not a citizen and a capsuleer we can simply kill him on the territory of Caldari State without breaking any rule of Caldari State.
On the other hand, as a State Officer I show that all my decisions are just and fair, thus at my own responsibility and expenses I can provide a tribunal hearing even to jaijii who will not get this service otherwise in official State courts.
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Well I was meaning more like, I was under the impression that courts martial are for forces under your command, i.e. your own crews, for crimes under the disciplinary code that they adhere to while serving.
Military tribunals would be for legal or illegal combatants who you have captured and who have committed crimes against the laws of war.
Anything else, would be a matter for the civilian legal apparatus, in whichever jurisdiction the offence occurred.
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Yes, come over to Luminaire, Iāll have the bubbly and cheese ready for your arrival.
I am a citizen and a capsuleer (How I got through no one knows?!)
So no rule breaking for you missy or Iāll have to do more than put you in cuffs.
You are entirely right, but I like the cat and mouse chase that DeeDee is giving me.
As far as crimes that Iāve committed. I am guilty of only one thing, and I think everyone knows what that is.
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So wait, capsuleers are having capsuleer fan clubs now?
Iām getting too old for this ā ā ā ā .
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Donāt be salty just because nobody made a fan club for you, Elsebeth darling. 
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I assure you that 1) someone did, and 2) I am not salty about there not being more.
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. . . and youāre upset about it?! God Almighty, woman. This ā ā ā ā is pure comedy gold!
Do they surgically remove your sense of humor when you join Electus Matari? I donāt think Iāve ever seen a group of people so insufferably allergic to laughter in my life!
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Just because half of my humor goes whooosh above your head does not mean it does not exist. But I kinda imagine your fanclub would prefer it if we kept this out of this thread.
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Keep up grandma 
Who? Youāll have to link them? Maybe there is someone I can bounce ideas off?
I hope not! Iām sure some of them are on Team Cormorant? Or maybe Team Wolf now that a tribe sister is in for the running?!
Not at all, all attention is good attention. Please let your lovely Electric Mariachi band know of our this thread.
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Being inane simply for the sake of it in a space set aside for international discourse of important topics isnāt comedy gold. It just clogs up space and turns off those looking to talk about real issues.
As somebody who thinks the IGS can and should be an important resource for learning, itās frustrating when I sign on and see tabloid-level stories that would barely be fit for sharing on baseline entertainment-focused social media.
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Nocturnal pornolalia without a permit ?
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Normally I aināt in favor of folks beinā bioadaptedā¦ but if you was to, eh, somehowā¦ get all those freaky red little robots in that there fanclub so that this assault on my eyes werenāt a thing, Iād approve of it.
Also: thank my wonderfully destructive Narmageddon that I donāt gotsa deal with anythinā like this. Turns out beinā sequestered out in the ass-enda Aridia has its benefits.
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Honestly, Matari. You are one of the worst offenders in the lack-of-a-sense-of-humor department.
Why does everything on the IGS have to be as dry and boring as possible to justify its existence? Is there some unknown shortage on data transmission capacity looming overhead?
More to the point, where is your joie de vivre? Wait, waitādonāt tell me. You left it in Amarr. Well, fret not! Your newfound allies in the Federation appear to have an inexhaustible supply.
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Spaceships are serious business.
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