Criminals and gank failures

I did…in order to ask set my Altara account to blue. I’d already set NEPF to blue. I’ve sneaked more ships into Uedama today, and got some practice with ECM and warp scrambler.

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Even more gank failures incoming then, good job.

If every time AG fails to stop a gank then…

Every time a miner unloads ore, gankers fail
Every time a hauler arrives at their destination, gankers fail.

I suppose

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Also there is that one when a ganker fails to loot the wrecks.

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And every time a rat dies, they fail aswell.

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How do you figure that?

Gankers just tried at Scolluzer, Gallente Incursion site. Failed miserably.

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hahaa gunkers fail again, ag winner PRIDE!

The amount of fail in this thread is wild LOL.

Imagine being so insecure in a vidya game you gotta post when people fail to kill you LOL.

You are literally playing in an open world PvP game. Your death is the point.

This only further shows EVE is not the grim dark place it was.

Bring on the crossovers and anime cat lady suits/ship skins :smiley: We deserve all of it :smiley:

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Aiko snapping after being unable to gank for an hour and a half because a -NEPF fleet was giving chase.

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It just sounds like you were following but actually unable to seal the deal.

Someone doesn’t know how to fit frigs smartly :smiley:

Look up my AG ship fits somewhere on the forums. You may actually catch her next time :smiley:

Perhaps I need to fight in local how you are doing to have Aiko chat with me too?

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Where exactly in that exchange did she snap?
I think you’re reading too much into it.

I see enough salt I’m going to need a low sodium dinner.

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Her killboard shows that she has been ganking all day… so you guys brought an entire fleet, didn’t stop her, didn’t get any killmails, and she called you a loser.

I think she might be right - you seem kinda slow!

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I can confirm that Phil has spent the last few days obsessively tagging along behind me, accompanied by a dozen other wannabe antigankers. Unfortunately, they are too slow, and they struggle to keep up. I did kill one of them.

Here is an image of them snapping in local.

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Only one? Heh, ganker fail. :smirk:

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Actually they wrote several emails (which will eventually find their way unto my blog), where they argued that it was a victory for them because I killed them - this apparently proves I noticed that they have been following me for the past few days. If I shoot them again, it will only increase their great victory.

That reminds me of that one time someone told me that they would lose their ships to me on purpose in a conflict, since I am so bad at the game that it would be “funny” or “ironic” or something like that.