o noes
my robuxxxxx
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it’s a scam, tax them as a gambling site.
Quick, hide those exotic dancers, or she will charge you with cheating on top of that !
Delete the character, and then give your former spouse 1/2 of Zero…
–Creative Gadget
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Whose laws are you using?
–Curious Gadget
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Azerothian, apparently.
The Thunderfury shall be split in two, and each party shall receive…50 DKP minus. The counsel will keep the Thunderfury.
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I guess this answers “can your wife has your stuff”.
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OP sell absolutely everything, then buy all the exotic dancers you can get your hands on, and tell your wife and the judge you invested all your eve money into virtual strippers. Sit back and listen to the screams.
How the ■■■■ is this thread still open???
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Because there is no ranting. Also, because the PR team is considering whether it might be good press for Eve.
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Better still roll Amarr sell everything and buy slaves, then tell the judge and your wife that to get the money you will have to sell off some slaves. Virtual of course. Get yourself a salt collector your gonna need it.
Just give her the character with all the stuff, but contract it back to your main. Don’t claim the contract until the divorce paperwork is final.
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Problem with that, is that she’ll biomas immediately as soon as she gets her hands on the character, my wife donated 2.5k books out of my personal collection to the charity shop as soon as i left my house. Nasty divorces are by they’re nature nasty.
It has a certain entertainment factor. Your hobby, building and blowing stuff up in New Eden, is suddenly a target in the real world. It makes all of us shudder in our boots, run out of underwear, and choke on our beer, the perfect horror story to tell during fanfest etc.
If true, that judge is an idiot, a prejudiced one, even, who may have read somewhere that in Second Life game money can be converted back to real money. There is no legal way in EvE to convert ISK into real currency. Hence the real monetary value of goods and ISK in our game is exactly zero (assuming OP is not RMT’ing), something any judge cannot deny. For double wammy, the goods and ISK in EvE are CCP’s property. CCP is not married to the wife, we may assume, so has no obligation to step into a settlement. A subscription fee to a game is considered normal consumption. As the spouse cannot claim half of the food the other half in the household has eaten (also consumption), neither can the cost of the subscription be part of the settlement. There will be no counting of doritos or whiskeys consumed …
Worst case, you give $36k worth of EvE goods to your (ex-)wife. The settlement should include a clause that she will create an EvE account and pick up the goods within x days. If your story is not just hypothetical fun I’d say there are mercs around who would gladly separate (ex-)wife from said goods in a number of creative ways in true New Eden fashion. Some may even do it for free.
Perhaps it is time to do a little rain dance around an oak tree, dressed in togas, invoke the name of @Brisc_Rubal three times before the rooster crows, and ask his opinion.
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she probably don’t know the ■■■■ to do with EVE or bitcoins an whatever and are just ransoming his things for a USD settlement , im joking and all because he shared with us in this EVE forum but this things hurt my heart, flawed systems for flawed humans 
Hi, I’ve gone ahead and highlighted a part of the EULA that is highly useful for you:
B. Rights to Certain Content
You have no interest in the value of your time spent playing the Game, for example, by the building up of the experience level of your character and the items your character accumulates during your time playing the Game. Your Account, and all attributes of your Account, including all corporations, actions, groups, titles and characters, and all objects, currency and items acquired, developed or delivered by or to characters as a result of play through your Accounts, are the sole and exclusive property of CCP, including any and all copyrights and intellectual property rights in or to any and all of the same, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.
You can read the rest of the EULA here!
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if she claims your EVE account is worth any money , make a evaluation on how much and give the full 100% of the account to her instead of other assets , it would be a good taste of the poison
i bet a insta change of mind on the value of internet spaceship fake money will occur
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PLEX acquired with ISK has zero monetary value, again, because there is no legal way to convert that PLEX (or any PLEX bought with cash) back into hard currency that one normally uses to buy game time. A free game on an old pinball machine (for those familiar with this device), does that represent a monetary value, or is it just a consequence of playing the game, according to the rules of the game set by the publisher and therefore an integral part of the game itself. Along those lines one can argue that the subscription fee (real currency) is only an entrance fee giving access for at least a period, but not limited to that period depending on how good you play the game. ISK or PLEX, in that light, are only game mechanics.
(My 2 cents, non-refundable or convertible)
I would like to pay out all my PLEX in dollars. How to do that legally?
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First, acquire the Red Cross…