I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start new user
Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you ā Princess Diana
@discobot fortune
You may rely on it
@discobot fortune
Works as described.
inb4 page twā¦ wait a minuteā¦
@discobot fortune
Is EVE dying?
You all heard it! We are doomed!
When the experienced players wiped out the new alphas like chum you did it yourselves. We had a boost in numbers but greedy morons ruined it by scaring off new players with bullying and extortion. You know who you are.
Did someone call for some bullying? We are ready to serve.
In most cases you would hit noobs thoughā¦they leave disalusioned and tell their friends eve sucksā¦and so on.
I donāt discriminate, I abuse everyone equally.
DOCTOR THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS. EVE WILL LIVE
we excised the cancer of the old forums and immediate improvementā¦amazing!
Also, Iām still around because of a mission griefer. Ruining his gank was fun and showed me some Eveās possibilities.
Eve has infinite Clones that all your taxes pay for.
Eve is always dying. Sky is falling. Dock up before you get podded.
Thatās been a buzz for agesā¦I think this new forum is awesome and a step in the right direction as some usersā¦have issues.
The greedy cowards mostly scared of the alphas with extortion and bullyingā¦when I heard someone was renting hi sec I pissed myself laughing. But it still has a pulse, it just needs massive doses on antiobiotics to get rid of some diseases.
ohnoes
The sky is falling again? Bring back can-baitingā¦thatll fix it
roll back pre-retribution on the mechanics bit