EvE is dying

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you ā€” Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

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Works as described.

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inb4 page twā€¦ wait a minuteā€¦

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@discobot fortune

Is EVE dying?

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:crystal_ball: Yes

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You all heard it! We are doomed!

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When the experienced players wiped out the new alphas like chum you did it yourselves. We had a boost in numbers but greedy morons ruined it by scaring off new players with bullying and extortion. You know who you are.

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Did someone call for some bullying? We are ready to serve.

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In most cases you would hit noobs thoughā€¦they leave disalusioned and tell their friends eve sucksā€¦and so on.

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image

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I donā€™t discriminate, I abuse everyone equally.

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DOCTOR THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS. EVE WILL LIVE

we excised the cancer of the old forums and immediate improvementā€¦amazing!

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Also, Iā€™m still around because of a mission griefer. Ruining his gank was fun and showed me some Eveā€™s possibilities.

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Eve has infinite Clones that all your taxes pay for.

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Eve is always dying. Sky is falling. Dock up before you get podded.

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Thatā€™s been a buzz for agesā€¦I think this new forum is awesome and a step in the right direction as some usersā€¦have issues.

The greedy cowards mostly scared of the alphas with extortion and bullyingā€¦when I heard someone was renting hi sec I pissed myself laughing. But it still has a pulse, it just needs massive doses on antiobiotics to get rid of some diseases.

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ohnoes

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The sky is falling again? Bring back can-baitingā€¦thatll fix it
roll back pre-retribution on the mechanics bit

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