Fabuleux has been kidnapped!

It seems that the Outlaw Headlines continues to report on this ongoing madness, and they got in contact with the resident cult leader we’ve all had the misfortune of dealing with.

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Author - TibusHethOnBlue

Fitting name to describe Heth’s regime…

But what’s I think is really relevant is that whoever is making theses articles. Somehow got their hands on a picture of the Valkyire encountering the deaf in a wormhole two weeks ago. Looks ripped right from a ship’s camera drone…

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I have no idea who the hell are you, but I demand you to cease slandering name of one of the greatest Caldari heroes, or we will have some serious issues with you.

Oh go back to sucking your parent corp’s tit you damn prole

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A guy wore a Heth costume to the masquerade ball and proceeded to get exceedingly drunk and pass out in a back room.

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Mm, such a long tongue you have. And while I entertain myself pondering how you manage to walk without entangling yourself and stumbling on your own tongue, we now have more pressing question to solve: whether it’s your only functional part of your body or not.

And for that I offer you, jaijii, a chance to stand against Caldari Officer with weapon in hand. Lets see if you represent something except a dirty tongue, or if you are just another coward and foolish loudmouth who only can insult other cultures and hide under the floor like a little useless rat when challenged.

You know, where to find the warzone, right?

Oh i don’t have time for a pissing contest with a Capsuleer.

Just to move along this conversation. To give a little update to those interested in the investigation. While the investigation is growing quiet. I got agents in every black market in the southern regions of the cluster. They got headshots to keep an eye out for anyone that fits the description of our captured friends.

Never know when captors will sell their hostages off into slavery to drop the weight and stuff some money in their pockets. Makes it easier to run, you know?

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Ahahaha, that’s grand.
If you don’t have time for that, why you started pissing on other cultures and heroes of other nations? So, what was that? Incontinence?

But in any way, wanted you that or not, you have done it, and thus the responsibility is on you. So, I will give you one tiny chance to answer for your actions, or will just discard you as another loudmouth clown. It’s for you to decide.

Another thing.

I’ve been talking with some people i know inside the Syndicate…i’m a pirate so of course i gotta know some in that depraved cesspool of a region. You gotta.

But i got some rumors about the Syndicate hiring some “specialist” bounty hunters to track down the Valkyrie. Looking for their VIPs obviously. Now theses guys have yet to show their hand. But I’ve had Yossika search the files of known Mercenary outfits pulling work for the Sydnciate. Undoubtedly - there’s a ■■■■■■■ lot. But all of them are off handling different business in other corners of NULL security space.

Whoever they are, they’re good at staying off the records.

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I see you can’t take responsibility for the derailing and insults you have started. It’s clear you don’t worth my time anymore.

I just hope you don’t drown the media in your further attempts of not starting pissing contests.

Get a book on subtlety and do please cease stirring up that hive. It’s like the entire south, southeast and southwest knows you’re there and trying to snoop.

It’s not good for business.

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@Clance_Gogne I’ll ignore Diana in this thread unless she does something useful towards finding Fabuleux and ending that cult (luckily auto-correct didn’t kick in…)

I do however have to congratulate you on being the first man known to have Ms Kim publicly declare…

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I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am honestly not interested in him being found.
Thus… see you in another thread… I guess?

Actually that cult would be a threat to those in your space so if you see them do let us know here. Otherwise enjoy your day o/

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Well, something just happened with the Valkyrie.

All i can say is - we didn’t do it. Of course, saying that here that doesn’t mean much.

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Have the Valkyrie been making headway against that cult? It would be prudent to check those corpses, DNA test and make sure none of the previously kidnapped pilots were inserted into the crew roster.

I kno w you can’t do this, but you might want to suggest it to the Valkyrie. You might also want to run a crash check on your facility crew.

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There’s A LOT of things I’ve suggested tot he Valkyire.

I ensure all my employees are clean. If I’m ever moving or storing any “product”. I don’t want anyone getting tempted in taking a sample. But i guess it’s time to put out another test.

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I meant check the employees haven’t been replaced with the kidnapped staff. Especially in life support/engineering.

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Ah, apologies for the misunderstanding. I will get right on it. Thanks for the suggestion

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