This is a recruitment announcement celebration thread for Ganker-antiGanker Exchange Week. During this week of GOODWILL and FRIENDSHIP, antigankers will join ganking fleets and dunk freighters and retrievers, having a fun time and not acting all obsessive, weird, and perpetually salty about PvP in a PvP battle royale game. This will be a good opportunity to get some killmails on those antigank killboards!
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Oh good. A thread on ganking. Do they know its Christmas?
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I just honestly want them to calm down and join fleet.
Trying to end the madness, so we can all move on to other topics.
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Sounds fun!
I think it could also be enjoyable if later in the exchange week the roles were reversed and all the gankers would join the anti-gankers in fleets to anti-gank ships!
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Okay, that one got a grin out of me.
Hace a like, you irrepressible troll. 
Hurr hurr…
Where will all the juicy, AFK, safety exhumers be?
We don’t mine. It is not allowed.
Oh hell…well I guess my third toon could take up the offer…though they dont have much skills queue.
Ill mine. If i want to.
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If…
Now I have horrible alternate lyrics to safety dance in my head. Thanks ever so much.
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I will mine if i want to,
I will leave jetcans behind.
Cause your friends dont gank,
And if they dont gank,
Then i wont need a permit to mine.
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But to spice things up gankers should fly the freighters and retrievers. 
Nobody knows where my Venture has gone
But Aiko left the same time
Why was she taking my loot
When it’s supposed to be mine?
It’s my Venture, and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to
Cry if I want to
You would cry too, if it happened to you
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Here is my meager effort at rephrasing a few sections.
We can gank if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don’t gank
And if they don’t gank
Well, they’re no friends of mine
We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can fit real neat
With the turrets we overheat
And surprise 'em when the alpha flies
Say, we can gank if we want to
If we don’t, nobody will
And you can gank real rude and totally removed
And I can gank like an imbecile
And say, we can gank, we can gank
Mining’s out of control
We can gank, we can gank
They’re warping from gate to gate
We can gank, we can gank
Everybody look at your screen
We can gank, we can gank
Everybody’s taking a blow
Safety gank
Oh well, the safety gank
Ah yes, the safety gank
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I love it.
We need someone to sing this now
heres an idea, imagine mining ships ganking mining ships, like 4 ventures with turrets on a solo venture, or 30 procs pvp fit against a porpoise, ha, imagine the saltiness, and total confusion of the miners.
Nice, and gankers will help us miners fetch some ore from the belts becau-
…oh…
…you mean you gankers won’t?
This ain’t an exchange it’s a transfer.