GM Week – Item Description Contest!

For the Damnation and the Absolution, to give them a little bit more Amarr feel by adding some flavor text, and to make the descriptive text a little more specific about what they do:

Damnation
As one of the toughest subcapital ship classes in New Eden, the Damnation is a specialized platform for fleet commanders. Advanced armor design from Khanid Innovations gives this ship superb survivability, and custom fleet support systems provide the ultimate in Command Burst efficiency.

“What has the sinner to fear? Starvation? Plague? Orbital bombardment? No. These are afflictions of the body - mere expressions of the Lord’s righteous anger. Above all else, the sinner fears damnation.”
– Exar Silas, Homily to the Fleet

Absolution
The Absolution exemplifies the Carthum Conglomerate’s design philosophy: heavy armor and heavy weapons above all else. Additional modifications to the base hull’s computer systems also provide the Absolution with peerless fleet support using Command Bursts. The combination makes the Absolution a ship to be feared in small and medium fleet combat.

“… the sinful heart therefore craves, above all else, absolution.”
– Exar Silas, Homily to the Fleet

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Tachyon Beam Laser:

A Particle Projection weapon with Nd:YAG (neodymium-doped yttrium aluminum garnet) laser transfer medium. Unique in that the frequency crystal also restricts the form of the particle escaping the weapon. Whilst the particles are exceptionally fast giving it great range, they infer minimal kinetic impact to the target, so much to be non-existent. Due to the nature of this weapon, the Pulse variant is impossible to create due to the increased time needed to accelerate the particles to their required speed.

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Actually made me laugh audibly.

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This is gold

Reinforced Scrap Metal
Once being a Strong Armor of a stunning Battleship, its Lifetime comes to an end. Most Faction only see these Parts as recycle Material and a cheap and Volume effective Variant of Hauling Tritanium over to new Production Facilitys. The Minmatarian Faction Instead figured our a Way to build there Cruiser- and Battlecruiser-Class Ships with this, by just adding a few pieces of Nanite Repair Paste. However that might ended up in a rather weak Armor Protection of those Ship-Classes.

This commodity is not affected by the scrap metal processing skill any more than any other recyclable item.

Cynosural Field Generator I
Once you saw these Light emitting Fields all over the Place in New Eden, giving even very new Pilots the ability to fire off this module in their Corvettes and Frigates. But during The Era of Chaos and the Invasion of the Mysterious Triglavian Race, those fields got corrupted and only dedicated Ships with Complex Computer- and Informationsystems, like the Force Recon Cruiser and the Blackops Battleship were able to handle the new Modification.

Generates a cynosural field for capital ship jump drives to lock on to. Can only be used by Force Recon and Blackops.

Raven
The Raven is the Powerhouse of the Caldari Navy, Its Shield Technology and a Superior Missile-Platform looks for its Rivals. Its Strong Flexibility of firing Three different Types of Missiles at astonishing Ranges compared to its Competitors, makes it the Perfect Platform for Long Range Missile Warfare.

Some conspiracy theorists even say there was a stronger Version developed by the Caldarian Navy and only a few ever saw the Light of the Universe, Raven State Issue , but who believes in that nonsence also thinks Reptilian humanoid exists.

Drake
Once created by the Caldarian Navy as a Strong Battlecruiser-Class Missile Platform Ship with decent Defensive and Offensive Capabilities, for all kind of Combat Support, it found its very own special niche in Combat Fleets often flown by newer Pilots to boost the Moral of their Fleet.
On the one hand loved by a lot of Pilots, on the other Hand hated by their Fleet Commanders listening to the famous sentence: “Can i bring my Drake” over and over again, it truly deserves the Title as one of the most used Ships by Caldarian Pilots in New Eden.

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I am sorry for any spelling mistakes and/or false or non Placement of punctuation marks :slight_smile:

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Projectile weapons
An addition to the projectile weapons description

" Projectile weapons are unique in that each weapon is able to manufacture it own ammunition on the go using special “ammunition cartridge.” This allows each gun to have the correct ammo type and caliber at any given time.

This will explain the following
A: why one unit of any given ammo type will work in both the 150mm auto cannon and the 280mm howitzer.

B: why one unit of any given ammo type will yield a burst fire from an auto cannon but a single volley from an artillery weapon

C: the civilain auto cannon is able to create its ammo from space particles. Why not us the already existing tech to create the correct type of ammo when so many different calibers/types of projectile weapons exist

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Thank you, i apreciate that.

haha, I like this one actually

New Item

NGSC Gate Safety Pass:

Description:
Allows you to Pass through the Tama gate in Nourvukaiken unhindered by the Tama Border Officers, Enforcers, and their Deputies. Present to one of the officers in local chat, before decloaking to submit your pass. During pass submission, you may be detained by Instatackle Frigates and Officer grade Vindicator webs. Successful authentication of your NGSC Gate Safety Pass will see your release and continued travels. Failed Authentication will see your ship permanently Impounded or Destroyed by the enforcer class of gatekeepers.
Note: Only Valid with the NGSC for the Nourvukaiken - Tama Gate, for other Gate safety passes related to other gates enforcing border controls, see respective bureau.

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Warp Core Stabilizer

Boost the ships warp core strength beyond its projected value to compensate for external disruptions to the navigation computer, from sources such as Warp Disrupters.

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Acolyte I & Acolyte II

The “Acolyte” is a compact lighter version of its bigger brother “Infiltrator”. Widely used by the Imperial navy and citizenry alike, these drones offer both a cost effective and formidable addition to any ship’s offensive and defensive capabilities!

Hobgoblin I & Hobgoblin II

While being the smallest of combat models manufactured by the Gallente Federation, the Hobgoblin’s advanced engineering and design makes it as fierce an adversary as any!

“A swarm of these babies is enough to deter most pirates, or take care of the one’s too stupid not to pick on someone else!” - Unknown Gallente Pilot

Hornet I & Hornet II

Aptly titled for it’s agility and repetitive sting the Caldari “Hornet” is just as lethal as the extremely aggressive Azure Jacket Hornet of Hirtmon IV after which it’s named.

“It’s not the first sting that kills you, its the hundreds upon hundreds…” - Hirtamon IV Native

Warrior I & Warrior II

Developed by the Minmitar to specifically counter Amarrian scouting parties and infiltration operations, the “Warrior” drone has been central to maintaining the security of Republic space. Popular amongst the military and mercenaries alike, they are a common sight in many battlefields!

Infiltrator I & Infiltrator II

Originally the “Infiltrator” was commissioned to aid in the recapture of renegade slaves and sabotage freedom fighter operations within Amarr Space. This medium combat model is designed to endure and counter heavy resistance, as well as take out minorly fortified targets!

Hammerhead I & Hammerhead II

The perfect intermediary between its “Ogre” and “Hobgoblin” cousins, the “Hammerhead” is the pinnacle of Gallente Engineering. Intended for medium class engagements the “Hammerhead” hits as heavily as its name suggests!

Vespa I & Vespa II

As part of the arms race to compete with Gallente engineering, the Caldari “Vespa” boasts to be just as formidable as any other medium drone on the market. Produced in mass and relatively inexpensive to replace it’s not uncommon to find abandoned and forlorn “families” of these drones throughout charted and uncharted space.

Valkyrie I & Valkyrie II

Known by many as “The Herald of Death” the Minmatar “Valkyrie” was proudly christened after its mythological heroine for it’s shear devastating capabilities! For a medium combat model, this particular drone has acquired a most gruesome reputation.

Praetor I & Praetor II

Intended for only the heaviest of engagements, the “Praetor” is designed for only one purpose, to kill. It is said every aspect of the drone’s engineering exemplifies the shear might and utter mercilessness of the Amarrian Empire.

Ogre I & Ogre II

Designed to Literally rip through the hulls of Caldari battleships and battlecruisers, the “Ogre” is the ultimate heavy combat drone manufactured by the Gallente Federation. The carnage left in the wake of this brutal pieces of machinery is very distinct and is often described as “Unsettling”.

Wasp I & Wasp II

Feared by even the most battle-hardened pirates, the “Wasp” was commissioned by the Caldari Navy as a means to bring the most dangerous fugitives and enemies of the state to a swift and final end.

“If they’re packing wasps, they don’t intend on taking any prisoners” - Anonymous Caldari Ensign

Berserker I & Berserker II

Developed as a last ditch effort to gain an edge over the Amarrian’s most powerful invasion forces, this heavy combat model was quickly renamed the “Berserker” after the surprising success of its first initial deployments! The original name of the model has been lost to both time and war, but no one can really disagree with the appropriateness of it’s contemporary title.

Freed Slaves

Recently rescued from the clutches of Amarrian Slavelords, freed slaves represent one of the most resilient citizens of New Eden. While statistically speaking the vast majority end up making new lives for themselves throughout Minmatar and Gallente space. All too many find themselves back on the galactic market being bought and sold for ISK, often at the hands of less than morale capsuleers.

Janitor

While often overlooked, janitors could arguable be considered amongst the most vital personnel to any stellar operation! Responsible for keeping the premises of many structures (from corporate offices to bustling tradehubs) clean, tending to heating systems, and performing minor repairs. All manor of stations would become uninhabitable within a matter of weeks without their diligent service.

“The Korathian Plague incident on Oblra I could have been avoided if they simply had a janitor” - Myz Turkleen

Tourist

Amongst those who are able to afford the luxury, the thrill of exploring other worlds and experiencing other cultures is all too irresistible! Far from home and in unfamiliar settings, tourists often find themselves in perilous situations meeting unimaginable ends. Some of the most unfortunate end up captive at the hands of insidious capsuleers, damned to be bought and sold on the open galactic market.

Metal Scraps

Unfortunately the only use left for this mangled piece of slag is to melted down and reprocessed for its base materials. Perhaps scavenged from the wreck of some hapless pirate or an overly-ambitious capsuleer, scraps like these supply as small but vital portion of New Eden’s resource economy.

In a galaxy fraught with warfare and limited resources, recycling has become a common place practice throughout the galaxy out of pure necessity. More likely than not parts of your ship’s hull use to be components for something else!

“Nothing last forever, but everything is made from eternal pieces” - Amarrian Proverb

Blue Pill

In it’s current unrefined state, this booster causes the user to relax, often falling asleep and dreaming lucid delusions conformed to their most radical beliefs and assumptions. Addicts often exhibit permanent psychotic episodes, causing them to live out the rest of their days in a fantasy reality. While it is possible to refine this substance into various safer narcotics, the “High” achieved from it’s raw form is too tempting for some to resist.

Soil

Nutrient-rich dirt! Packed with decaying organic material from flora and fauna across the cosmos, this rich smelly mulch is bound to make anything grow! Modern soil is additionally enhanced with vitamins, minerals, and manures from over a hundred different bovine-like species! This commodity is always in high demand amongst agricultural and terraforming operations!

Protein Delicacies

Delicious, nutritious, and all around mysterious, Protein Delicacies are one of the cheapest and most popular food products available on the market! Countless theories speculate as to where Sukuuvestaa (the Caldari mega-corporation who produces Protein Delicacies) sources it’s apparently abundant stocks of protein. The most benign theories believe Sukuuvesta’s secret ingredient is harvested from giant vats of fungi grown in mass quantities. Though more radical rumors have circulated around the galaxy that Sukuuvesta’s contracts with privatized Caldari Prison Stations go beyond just supplying them with cheap sustenance for their inmates… Many attempts have been made from both competitors and food-safety administrations to discern where the protein in these savory snacks comes from, but all have been met with failure. Whatever Sukuuvesta’s secret ingredient is, it’s so highly processed and altered the only things that can be discerned through scientific investigation are that the food product contains 71% protein, and is safe to eat.

“Protein Delicacies are made of people!!!” - Commonplace Rumor

Dairy Products

Sourced from mammalian livestock in every corner of the galaxy, it goes without saying flavor can vary from product to product. Rich in calcium and a primary ingredient in many fine desserts, dairy products are always in great demand wherever there’s civilization! Great debate rages over the actual nutritional value of these products, but there’s no debate over the irresistible taste of an Avele Sundae!

Synthetic Coffee

Sadly enough, there are only a handful of planets in New Eden capable of sustaining healthy crops of organic coffee and the few worlds that do grow the magical bean are very selective with whom they export. In order to compensate for the overwhelming demand and ridiculously short supplies, early on in humanities expansion into the galaxy several brands of synthetic alternatives flooded the markets! While those who’ve been lucky enough to compare the two say the synthetic form tastes more reminiscent of dirt than the actual organic brew, most citizens of the modern galaxy would never know the difference. Actual Coffee is now so rare it is said to be worth it’s weight in platinum.

Data Sheets

Though daunting and almost unintelligible to the laymen, in the right hands data sheets like these could reveal all sorts of valuable information! From hidden accounts, to corporate trade secrets, personal logs, and even the occasional details of a scandalous affair, many pirates and hackers sort through countless pages like these looking for ways to steal from and blackmail their victims.

Frozen Food

In an interstellar age, any food product that is shipped across the cosmos almost certainly has to be cryogenically frozen. Thanks to this being a relatively cheap and effective form of preservation, all your favorite products from Luminaire Skipper’s Legs to even Quafe have a near indefinite shelf-life!

Punisher

As its name may suggest, this Amarrian frigate while light is capable of dealing some serious damage. Originally commissioned to bring the most hostile criminals of the Empire to justice, the “Punisher” rapidly became a standard asset in all large-scale military operations conducted by the Imperial Navy. Ironically enough due to its ability to endure prolonged combat situations while maintaining damage superiority, once it was made available on the galactic market it became a favorite of many pirates and is now flown by several factions it was originally designed to pursue and punish.

Apocalypse

In days long past, only the most elite and honored members of the Imperial Military could hope to be bestowed the privilege of commanding what was once considered the “Crown Jewel” achievement of the Empire. Named after the psychological effect the vessel’s presence carried in it’s every engagement, in its time the loss of an “Apocalypse” class battleship was almost unheard of. Though now widely available on the open market, these beautiful gilded deathbringer’s still strike the same level of fear into their enemies as they did long ago, and are just as central to the might of the Imperial Armada.

“Once we saw those dropping out of warp, we knew which side was the winning side…” - Early Ammatar Mandate National

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“Freed” Slaves

The dregs of humanity., those who cannot, or will not, care for themselves. This item may be placed into a secure container , but will mysteriously remain “free” despite the chains and said container. Some believe this is due to the ongoing back-up at the main slave registration office, while yet others point to similar issues with marines, stranded pilots, exotic dancers, ect, and see a conspiracy among the Amarr elite. The theory is, if more slaves do not enter the market, the slaves they breed will be far more valuable.

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Corax (ship) - current description
The Corax adheres to the well-established Caldari design philosophy that there is strength in numbers, and that the messages sent to an enemy should be strong and unequivocal. This applies equally to peace talks as it does to actual engagements on the battlefield - there should be no doubt in the strength of Caldari spirit, nor in the fact that when one blow has been struck, others are going to follow.

As such, the Corax does not pepper its opponents with pellets from a gun, nor does it toast them with continuous beams of light. Instead, it delivers strong, hard-hitting payloads at a pace that’s not only steady, but rapid enough to rock its targets and knock them off-balance.


Corax (ship) - proposed description
An offensive Destroyer with 7 light missiles slots and no drone slots to distract you from long-range destruction at speed. 4 medium slots allow for a decent shield tank and/or an afterburner. A nasty frigate killer with a sleek design.

By player : Alexa Dominique

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Livestock:

Moo.

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Intact Armor Plates

Intact armor plates salvaged from a destroyed vessel used to construct Tech II ship upgrades.

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(where “one” might be Makoto Priano)

Coalesced Element:

An amalgamation of what one might call “The shiniest paperweights known to man”.

This must be the shiniest paperweight of them all.

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New Eden Genome Amalgam

This peculiar nanite amalgam was extracted from a peculiar implant and contains all of the necessary material and encoding to establish a unique neural lace depending on the genetic makeup of the subject.

While it is now inert and lacks a source of energy or control framework it is still well known throughout the cluster for being the eighth shiniest paperweight known to man.

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Heron

[Lore sourced from Frigates of EVE book]

Current Description


The Heron has good computer and electronic systems, giving it the option of participating in electronic warfare. But it has relatively poor defenses and limited weaponry, so it’s more commonly used for scouting and exploration.

Submission Description


Designed by the Ishukone Corporation, the Heron would immediately enter service with the Caldari Navy as a reconnaissance vessel astrometric acquisition platform. Typically to undertake high-risk reconnaissance missions deep into hostile territory. It would later be adopted by the Capsuleer markets as a vessel perfect for the aspiring explorer.

Having very limited combat functionality, the Heron is not a suitable frigate for frontline combat, having only two hard points for missile systems or hybrid turrets, and a bandwidth to support three light scout drones for basic self defence. That said, in the hands of an experienced combat pilot - a properly fitted “Battle Heron” can provide a challenging fight.

However, Herons are more commonly used as astrometric platforms by independent Capsuleers looking to hunt down cosmic signatures. With Both a spare high-slot to slide in a probe launcher and quite possibly the most sophisticated gravimetric sensor suites to ever be fitted to a frigate - the Heron is an ideal frigate for any pilot looking to explore the unknown with core probes - OR - track down their opposition though the use of combat probes.

As an addition, with the help of a quantum microprocessor mainframe, the heron can boost the virus strength of data and relic analyzers, giving pilots an edge in cracking open derelict ships or pirate mainframes out in space. With a respectable cargo hold to store any goods uncovered.

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Social Adaptation Chip - Improved

This image processor implanted in the parietal lobe grants a bonus to a character’s Charisma.

  • (Even Slaves of amarr Empire can have Charisma like the Emperor. Maybe…)
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I wish I could be able to use all of my ships you guys give me when I am in the right moment to be able to get them. And then I could be able to make something good out of it. Because I have a very little chance of survival in the universe of Eve as most of my ships are