I just opened my mailbox and saw this. Not sure if I should say goodbye to Highsec forever now… o7
What do you guys think? Undock and run, or should I just sell my character right away? 
Greetings to everyone / o7
Isauni O. Katama
Syndicate Visionary
Lisan al Gaib
You should probably play it safe and send her 150m^3 of water.
Maybe try reading the mail?
Biomass your character. It’s the only way.
Um, why are you so panicked by an unopened email from another player? It’s not like you got an email from FC saying they were banning you and seizing your assets or something like that.
Maybe I’m missing something. Maybe this is all satirical… 
You’re a tease
ay ei ai.., oh no…, man.., damn…, why though…,
What even is this? I feel dumber having opened this thread…
You and me both!
Why? Did you both not get a 
outta it? I did…
She likes you. Now undock in a mining barge.
Are you really, completely sure about that.., because ., I think ..,
I might have been a bit too impetuous., maybe., ah you guys are right ..,
I should just check what she wrote ., more than .., that I .,
pop soon anyway can’t really happen ., or.,
does anyone here know a thing or two about that .,
like with exploding ships .., in space..,
Delete it. AND DO NOT READ IT!
Then she won’t come after you.
You’re obviously doing things wrong. I’ve never once even opened the mail window. It’s Schrodingers email. Long as I never open it, I never know if there’s mail or no mail and thus neither have to answer nor feel lonely.
Hmmm.., well it seems necessary to me .., to expand a little further., so ., that it will be understood why I even ended up in Eve Online., meaning Isauni O. Katama.
There is a veteran here in the game named Yazuki Yanumano and she said .,
if Elon locks you out of X .., the highly praised peacefullypeace platform..,
then go to Eve., because that’s where all the cracks the specialists sit ., those who ..,
know their way around numbers they prod and so Eve just you all know how it goes down here., well ., only if something works it is done if not it is discarded.,
and since Yazuki said .., go to Eve.,
there you will find the people who can not only read your formula but also understand it.,
Opening the mail program will determine whether you will get mails or not. As long as you don’t open the mail program, both are accurate – you have new mails and you have no new mails.
The context just above explains everything!
Aiko has zero drone skills and the punch line was ‘What, I , Never!
/meaning that Aiko would never leave a drone in space.
Why would Aiko need drones when she has flying monkeys?
