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Communications Center Crime & Punishment
#1

Just got back after a year, ganked, lost $8 billion ship : Eve (reddit.com)

Sorry it’s just a link, but I can’t possibly copy the whole thread here.

Here’s the initial post…

Well, Eve has gone to ■■■■. Just renewed my membership 15 minutes ago, got on to do a level 4 mission, and bam out of no where got ganked by a group called CODE. Lost my $8 billion Golem. After ganking they told me I needed to buy a “license” to mine… This is really shitty. Submitted a ticket to CCP.

He claims to have been a player for ten years and just got back after a break …
… and he’s definitely one of those who can’t seperate fiction from reality.

Golem | Tom Strongman | Killmail | zKillboard
Capsule | Tom Strongman | Killmail | zKillboard

Enjoy!

Edit:

Tom_Strongman_WWIG - Pastebin.com

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#2

Additionally noteworthy is the typically ironic character name.

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#3

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#4

He should just quit the game if for ten years he still didn’t accept the variety of gameplay in eve online and didn’t learn anything.

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#5

He probably wasn’t aware of it.

He sounds like a typical isolationist carebear who has no idea of what’s going on …
… and never cared about the game at all. Just about his farming.

He’s a disney prince. Talks about honour, blablabla, sees himself as a good person, blabla.
Doesn’t seem to have much actual grip on reality.

At least that’s what I’ve gathered from his posts in that thread.

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#6

I was reading that very intently, and didn’t even realize it, but when I looked into one of the many mirrors surrounding my gaming setup, I realized that I had an O-face.

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#7

Someone posted a chatlog!

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#8

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#9

So true with many people , people need to take a chance and join a corp and talk to people,

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#10

Why :joy:

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#11

Because I enjoy looking at beautiful things and people, and seeing them in action.

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#12

Good point

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#13

He took a break for 2 years according to the reddit posts (so 2018), how can he not have heard of CODE. who have been around since 2012?

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#14

Johnny Head in Air Children’s Poem by Heinrich Hoffman - YouTube

:slight_smile:

Yes, I believe that’s quite the accurate response to your question.
With the difference that Johnny is actually able to understand that it’s his own fault.

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#15

Head in the clouds or head up his own arse; either is a plausible explanation.

Now I’m wondering if there’s a German phrase equivalent to head up your own arse; would Kopf hoch dein Arsch be about right?

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#16

The passiv aggressive escalating tone of the aggressor is just par excellence,

MrDiao > Tom Strongman Hi Tom the miner
GAY PRIDE BOOOOOM > you were mining red triangles
Shadow Cyrilus > BornDragonxx3 Miner, calm down

your wreck looks the result of a very elite enforcement
and you found the players. Enjoy your PVP experience. Thanks

Gives me tingles in my stomach.