JihadSwarm Declares WAR on Molea

[Ishmael_Ronuken]

@Merin_Ryskin

To be a simp you have to cross the line into believing that your groveling and donations are somehow giving you a relationship with the target of your creepy affection, and being pathetic enough to feel validated by the slightest token thank you message.

That’s pretty much a spot-on definition of the majority of onlyfans subscribers.

[Merin_Ryskin]

@Ishmael_Ronuken

That’s pretty much a spot-on definition of the majority of onlyfans subscribers

Shrug. And here I was thinking that it’s just the latest method of selling porn when paypal won’t process credit card transactions for anything “sinful”. Are there really so few customers just paying $5 or whatever because it’s better content than paying $$$$$/month for www.mediocresex.com?

[Ishmael_Ronuken]

Paying for porn?
On the internet?

I’m not trying to sound like a smart ass but…why?

[Merin_Ryskin]

@Ishmael_Ronuken

I’m not trying to sound like a smart ass but…why?

For the same reason that I pay for music instead of pirating it? Because my time I’d have to spend looking for (equally good) free content is worth more than the token amount that it costs to click “buy and download”?

[Ishmael_Ronuken]

@Merin_Ryskin

For the same reason that I pay for music instead of pirating it?

So…taking clothes off takes as much skill and time investment as musical composition?

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@Merin_Ryskin

@God_Emperor_Kane

wth… is a simp?

A (usually male) loser who grovels before people they’re attracted to in the desperate hope that they can get some pity sex (or at least attention), typically because they can’t get a partner any other way. For example: the people throwing large amounts of cash at attractive video game streamer women because a “thank you” lets them pretend they have a girlfriend who cares about them. There is a huge overlap with EVE farmers/carebears/etc, players who know they will never accomplish anything and whose only hope for attention is to whine on the forums about EVIL CODE GRIEFERS and hope that someone is impressed by their white knighting.

(Spoiler: nobody is ever impressed.)

Heh, yeah, those silly simps are suckers, why would anyone even do something like that? Such losers!

/me low-key shoves the two empty gamer girl bathwater bottles under couch with foot

[Merin_Ryskin]

@Ishmael_Ronuken

So…taking clothes off takes as much skill and time investment as musical composition?

What does that have to do with anything? I’m lazy and my time is money. If it costs me 15 minutes of time to find free porn/pirate an album/whatever it’s cheaper for me to pay $10 to instantly download it. Once you’re an adult with a decent job the appeal of scavenging for free content goes down considerably.

@Destiny_Corrupted

/me low-key shoves the two empty gamer girl bathwater bottles under couch with foot

I hope you’re saving those unopened to maximize collector value, I heard some people picked up a little virus friend or two from that poor life choice.

Edit: oops, empty bottles. I’d suggest a visit to your doctor in the near future to have some testing done.

[Ishmael_Ronuken]

@Merin_Ryskin

If it costs me 15 minutes of time to find free porn/pirate an album/whatever it’s cheaper for me to pay $10 to instantly download it.

It must be exhausting typing out your favorite body part description into pornhub.

[Merin_Ryskin]

@Ishmael_Ronuken

It must be exhausting typing out your favorite body part description into pornhub

Ah, the naivety of someone whose imagination only covers “boobs” and “ass” and not any of the niche kinks where quality material is hard to find. It’s ok, you’ll eventually get bored of the mainstream stuff and join the rest of us degenerates.

(And yes, this is totally off topic but it’s a better use of this thread than what it started as.)

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@Ishmael_Ronuken

It must be exhausting typing out your favorite body part description into pornhub.

Anyone else a Cyanide and Happiness fan?

This will entertain you for at least 10 minutes.

[Dracvlad]

I am completely and utterly not bothered, I just think it is Aiko doing yet more fail forum attention seeking. Some people I know went had a look at the place and did some screenshots having become aware of it.

@Destiny_Corrupted seems to think that people should rush over there if they feel anything about it, but why? All they are going to get is a crappy Catalyst kill and end up playing fail cat and mouse games with a real carebear, dream on mate.

And this:

@Merin_Ryskin

Can confirm that you carebears are missing some really good content.

What a load of rubbish, chasing a Catalyst piloted by the ultimate carebear is not good content.

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@Dracvlad

end up playing

Answered your own question there.

[Dracvlad]

@Destiny_Corrupted

Answered your own question there.

There are many better things to do then chase such a carebear as Aiko.

[Destiny_Corrupted]

I can’t think of any, but what do I know? I’m not a high-sec miner.

[Dracvlad]

What does this even mean?

@Destiny_Corrupted

I can’t think of any, but what do I know? I’m not a high-sec miner.

Many CODE players are hisec miners, just go to Kamio and see who owns those Orcas chewing up the ice belts.

[Spruillo]

That’s the most retarded thing I ever heard of. Women don’t play video games that’s probably just Japanese dudes they look like chicks sometimes after years of watching animae.

[Daichi_Yamato]

This thread…went places.

[Aiko_Danuja]

@Dracvlad

just go to Kamio and see who owns those Orcas chewing up the ice belts

That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of? A CODE. Orca mining fleet?? You can’t possibly be serious.

[Dracvlad]

@Aiko_Danuja

That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of? A CODE. Orca mining fleet?? You can’t possibly be serious.

CODE player mining. And they are using correctly tanked ships, don’t you know your own CODE? Be it your rules and your alliance.

[Aiko_Danuja]

CODE. agents are forbidden to mine. You are a very confused miner.