Kane Carnifex for CSM 17 <- Now with actual Content :P

My words are not responsible for your personal feelings.
Also it isn´t mobbing if it is the truth.

And… I am proud of not being a proud German.
I am here to remind you
That we have once been stupid, too.
Trust our teutonic expertise. We know where assholery leads.
(Proudly stolen from here: Be Deutsch)

Table of Contents
You can STRG+F and search for topics

  • Introduction
  • Further History
  • About CSM in general
  • Prolog
    • Tournament
    • How to make theorycrafting attractive?
  • PVE
  • Epilog
  • Initial Vacation Post (With actual Pictures)

Introduction

My name in real life is Sascha Schmidt.
I have reached level 31, but did had sex before so i couldn´t become a "The wizard*… so i took the “The angry german”
Offical Virgin Age Meter

EVE came into my life when I was 22 by a work colleague in the Netherlands.

This was the time were only one Battleship skill existed
This was the time when you didn’t have any racial Skills for Cruiser, Battlecruiser, Battleship… just the one Skill for each ship class. I didn’t have time to raise them all but oh boi how did i only skill them because after patch every race got their own skill.
This is why you are stuck now with all these racials Skills.

Further History

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I will write it in short and give you a longer version in the Video (if you want)
Started HS, got wardecced, was to this time worse experience moved to NS under CVA.
Moved from there further into Null… moved to another Null and another Null.
Came to Lowsec and had fun again.
Stayed in Lowsec for a longer time.
and jeah moved back into 0.0, but my heart is in Lowsec.

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About CSM in general:
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Before we gonna talk about how I… Ähm we can shape EVE:Online how “we” want it.
I hope you have looked into the CSM 16 Meeting Summary in the EVE Forum?

If not, here is the link: CSM 16 Meeting Summery

I will wait here for you, so you can briefly get an idea.
… we are still waiting for some people to finish reading.
Ok, if you have read it carefully, the following should be stuck in your head like a rusty curved nail in wood.

If you like the idea of a big space penis… This is probably a topic which will never be addressed. Yes, you could point out that the people of Iceland have a kind of love to penies and it should be discussed, why isn’t this reflected in eve as it should be.
They even have a Museum for it “The Icelandic Phallological Museum”.

Discussion and feedback

Because we know that CCP doesn’t know how to properly exploit any of their changes.

You remember the Interceptor with assisted fighters…. Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Some got fixed really fast…others took months and some are so cute they keep them for years.

Ok, let’s stop looking into the past. If we really would do that thing wouldn’t be as they are right now. Americans would have adopted a working healthcare system. And Northern Mythology would be called beside other Religions because they actually have the better fairytales.

Prolog
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They told me NEW EDEN is a harsh unforgivable World.
It is if you don´t live by their rules.

They said: This is a spaceship game.
I didn’t knew which they meant it’s about submarine ships.
New Eden where space is just water. Be Water my Friend.

Factions they doesn´t matter.
NPCs don’t mind being killed.
Players aren’t a Problem, anymore

The water is dead, got hazy a long time ago.
Sometimes there are bubbles

  • Drifter Invasion

I thought they would burn HS,LS or NS… but they didn´t.

  • Triglavian Collective Invasion

I thought they would burn HS,LS or NS… but they only took 27 Systems

So here i am waiting for new Content and in between i love Tournament:

Tournament:

Mom, we have a tournament at home called “Abyssals Arena”.
Some people have exploited them, others bought all ships in jita and put them back for higher.

Fanfest 2020 Tournament Roundtable they asked for
Make the Abyssals Arena like a Real Tournament with REAL Leaderboards.

We need this Feature and this, aswell this Feature and this and this and this.
There were a lot of live improvements, Ideas, updates and what not.
But in the end it was all the resources which we needed to get from CCP.

Think about which the PRACTICE UNIT will actually spawn Jump units, generating a visual Field like bubble to indicate the boundaries. Currently it blocks DSCAN so you can´t still my super special secret ■■■■ comps.

They brought back the AT Tournament. But the AT Tournament is currently only something for people which already know what to do in eve. But it isn’t for new players.

TL:DR, I will give you the essence.
Before we get stuff from CCP, we need to create content!

More Essence because maybe you need more examples:

(I am happy if you pick them up and organize your own public Event, CCP Zelus will love to help you)

In particular for new players and tournament beginners.
Why, because its fun and once you are on the hook you get stuck.

  • Prefitted 2vs2 XXX Shipclass Event
    *T1 Cruister / T1 Battlecruiser / Recons / etc.

Big part of the Tournament is Theorycrafting.
Which is kind of a very high level to ask for a beginner.

If you can choose from a kind of balanced List of Ships you will learn why a Warp Disruptor is useless but a scream is actually worth it. Also when do you use an Afterburner or a MWD?

If YOU would be able to fit your own ship… I highly assume we get any kind of perma tanked shittery. But this is why we would preffit them.

Also you could join this even if you are alone and we would just match you randomly with another guy.

There will be no Secret, so we can have people running the awesome kind of ugly Tournament Tool. Because if you gonna steal that Drake fit …. it doesn’t matter.

Beside that we will need to build up a Tournament community with referees.
So we can support all and any of these Ideas with power.
(I will later talk about OPSEC, because i hear the veteran rats marching)

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How to make theorycrafting attractive?
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LOL… this is how we could further improve Tournaments…

  • Ban and choose Ship and fit them within 15 Minutes.
  • The Format can be the good old 5vs5 or XvsX only T1 Cruiser T2 Fit

With more time, more players will join.
So we can also run sustainable 5vs5, 7vs7 or any XvsX.

Far Far away but maybe … We could do a fun event like XXvsXX in a racial war against each faction. Hand out prefitted ships in the way the Race would fly it. this like spinoff ideas they can be bad or the beginning of something great.

I don´t mind, but without generating content. We don´t get the tools, Visuals and other features.

We could shape the Abyssals Arena to something which could handle this.
CCP Aurora said we could do something like this with the filaments, splitting them… make it possible for groups bla bla bla bla….

NO CONTENT from our sites will also not charm CCP to bring us more features.
Tournament is a Community thing which we can play into the hands of CCP Zelus.

I understand which the AT Tournament runs under High OPSEC. As it should because this is the top line we have in the Tournament. Currently we need CCP to run the tool due the mighty power it has. But with content comes change, maybe a new Tool.

I will drive this content, CSM or not, I don´t mind.
But in CSM I could maybe prioritize some features before others.

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PVE
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Want to know the TOP Ratting ship in Nullsec?

Afk - Ishtar

Why? There isn’t anything dynamic which would force you not to afk.
Escalation? Jeah this by product of runnin tons of side. But also here nothing is dynamic.
Google your Tengu fit, check if its not stupid and lets go… brrrrrrrr for 10-15 Minutes.
Escalation done… either good loot or ■■■■ loot…

How to fix it? Oh Boi… did you read the top quotes from Swift?
We point this out as CSM may give some small ideas of direction and the big black box of CCP will run and spit something out which we then can discuss for another round of black box. But you can’t wish for this one solution :stuck_out_tongue:

I don’t want to take your toys away, I just want which high sec, low sec and null sec PVE feels different. And don´t tell me which you can do escalations stuff in high sec with a Jackdawn but in Nullsec you maybe need an T3 or a Battleship. This what we have, but i mean to start something as a Team think about a fleet comp and go fight NPC.

I don’t want to stomp over a working system.
There are good parts and bad parts and some parts missing like a dynamic drive.
If you ■■■■ up the Sansha Leader there should be a response and not like just loot.
But more about it in the “Epilog

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Epilog
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We gathered and exploited our new world.

We took whatever we could get.

We killed anything that stood in our way.

We thought only other capsuleers could stand in our way.

How were we wrong, how could we know better?
We got fat and juice, we are ripe, overdue

They invaded us… Faction which we farmed in our space.
We farmed them,… how were we wrong.

We lost space in Nullsec… the living faction took it back system by system until it felt real pressure. Now there is a new Border, a pulsing Faction Nullsec. Which pirate capsuleer found their new home. Stealing technologies to infuse them into new things.

My Dream of a dynamic living universe is where NPC fight for their rights.
Take their space and will start hunting you if you keep farming them.
Roaming Nomadic Factions which travel through your system.
Give the Diamond AI something to play with.

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Initial Vacation Post (With actual Pictures)
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Aloha,

I am currently on vacation in Iceland until the 28.05.
We need to create a thread before 22.05 or we get removed.

So stay tuned for further updates, but vacation comes first. :stuck_out_tongue:

Short list of stuff.
(I will do a video… Writing on phone sucks.)

Tournaments
#was at the roundtable and will continue the road to make it more attractive for everybody.

dynamic PvE
#in the data they said afk Ishtar is still the thing.
If it wouldn’t it would be the gila. Currently you Google a fit for PvE and you do 10/10 without Hassel.
But you should Hassel the Hoff.

Nullsec
#its not driven by npc, it’s dead Jim. It’s cozy.

Proof of tenting

I am fisherman!

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This man looks like he is forklift certified so he deserves my vote!

00:42 hot pot time stopped.
Will tell you more about 45degree Celsius hot pot

Still in vacation sta tuned.

I had time to update the information. Will do audio guide soon so you can sit drink coffee keep working and listing to my voice ■■■■ talking about eve, iceland and real life.

Great Interview you handled it very well, entertaining backstory too and story history you shared.

It is going to be close, I won’t reveal who has my vote but you are on the list.

And he also makes delicious beef jerky! Have my vote good sir!