Launch of Saisio Eskeitan! Idol Group and SIMP

7th May YC124
22:00 EST
Saisio III

For Immediate Release.

It is with immense pleasure I announce today on behalf of Steel Octopus Asset Protection Unit the formation of the Sukuuvestaa-Intaki Mutual Partnership (SIMP) program. Recognising the unique shared history of the Intaki and Caldari people the SIMP program aims to build mutual trust and understanding between Sukuuvestaa Corporation and Intaki populations in the Placid region through initiatives aimed at promoting cultural understanding and harmony that is beneficial for all parties involved.

The first initiative to be launched by the SIMP program will be the Saisio Eskeitan! Virtual Idol Group. Virtual Idols are a popular entertainment platform within Sukuuvestaa Corporation and feature entertainers using animated virtual avatars to digitally stream to a live audience through GalNet. Providing a variety of entertainment options from gaming to gambling there is usually a Virtual Idol to fulfil a range of media consumption demographics. Viewers can even show their support for their favourite Virtual Idols through donations or the purchase of merchandising opportunities.

Saisio Eskeitan! Will be launched in Placid through established Quafe Corporation media streaming services. Premised on the concept of the students at a fictional all-women’s military academy located on Achura, the First Generation of Saisio Eskeitan! Virtual Idols will combine top-notch entertainment and production value with the promotion of Achuran culture, Sukuuvestaa Corporation values, Caldari history, and the proud patriotism of Peace and Order Unit best practices in order to realise the goals of SIMP.

The women of Saisio Eskeitan! All look forward to introducing themselves to their future Intaki audiences at their debuts scheduled in two weeks time on May 22nd YC124. Further details available if you follow Saisio Eskeitan! On Peeper!

Saisio Eskeitan! Who will be your Idol?

Michifusa Nishouji
Steel Octopus Asset Protection Unit


All activities which increase the prosperity of the region are most definitely welcome if you ever are in need of investors within the region please reach out.


Maybe it is my own experience growing up in Sukuuvestaa speaking, but I remain cautiously optimistic about this initiative. I know the way SuVee operates. Why now, after all these years, do they express interest in promoting State-Intaki relations? Furthermore, why would any Intaki on Intaki Prime choose to purchase a product that promotes SuVee values, Caldari history, or P&O patriotism? Might you recall that only a mere two years ago Lai Dai pillaged the planet for their own greedy cause. I find it highly unlikely any native Intaki would be interested in sending more money to megacorporations right now.

What Intaki need right now isn’t your silly hologram avatars. What they need is decisive action regarding the future of security in their system. Both State and Federation officials need to work through the recent spate of ■■■■■■■■ preventing these long awaited actions from taking place.


I do not believe such affairs can be resolved peacefully until Leopold is located and extradited to the State for interrogation and legal proceedings. The continued failure to produce him or even cooperate with the State by the Gallente Federation will only prove to us that he acted with their interests and orders.

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It is not within the power or remit of the Saisio Eskeitan! Idol Group to affect political change or the circumstances of war.

However it is hoped that through the power of wholesome entertainment and the power of friendship the women of the Saisio Eskeitan! Idol Group can warm the hearts of our viewers so that they can know the joy of a shared humanity supporting their favourite Idols.

In recognition of that goal, half of all donations made during the debut stream will go to Intaki charities affected by the current conflict.


As much as some here seem determined to bring the conversation to more political matters I will reach out a tentative hand of friendship.

My operations are still on hiatus at this time I do hold interests in a not inconsiderable number of hotels, bars and night clubs.

Don’t be a stranger.

Suprab Nahi xoxo

what percentage of SuVee’s PR department decided on that name because it sounds like half of them are in on the joke and probably a good percent of them are actually simp for these upcoming virtual idols