I have received from secret Boymil sources secret footage of you @Diana_Kim from the time of your posting that I have included below.
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nothing capsuleers can’t get everywhere in the cluster. Money talks.
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Mail order brides rarely ever work out.
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You can call them massagers if you really want to. The rest of us know what those Ishukone designed “massagers” are really for.
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I prefer the sibestor made ones. Who needs a man when you have an impact wrench…
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Does it work like the “Deimos” I got in a Gallente store when I was shopping for my girlfriend.
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Screw faction warfare…fly independant of the empires.
If you’re not using combustion engines made for heavy duty vehicles, you’re not quite doing it right. You’ll have some trouble getting it road legal, but registering it as a landscaping tool with handlebars, and you’ll be just fine. Until you rattle the neighbor’s fillings out.
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I’m sure this will be taken as a flippant remark, because the original remark was flippant and it’s been a lot of fun to read the responses, but I feel as thought I should say. Just to clarify, maybe, and to bring a little thoughtfulness into the discussion that might otherwise be nothing but pith.
I am not aware of a gender imbalance in Caldari vs. Gallente militia pilots. I’m sure both have long since identified the relevant conscious and subconscious biases, and in the case of the State especially, proactively implemented policies to counteract them. We do like to fix things with policies. It’s part of our charm. 
As Commander Kim has related, most permanent Caldari partnerships of various sorts are decided with the common good in mind. It’s easy to mock that. It’s also easy to note that not everything is permanent!
Regardless, Galmil vs. Boymil shouldn’t be a shooting war, should it? Borders are open.
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Wait, Sebiestor-made mail order bri-… WAT?!?!?
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Massagers. Keep up, Rendy!
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. . .
Rendy?
:sigh:
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You haven’t heard about the Goons and the Flowers?
When mommy Sebbie loves daddy Sebbie very much they [Redacted] and then mommy Sebbie gets pregnant and 9 months later a little baby Sebbie pops out. That’s how Sebbies are made.
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Stop spreading false rumors. That might be how those vacuum suckers do it, but back in Mikramurka we are hewn from solid slabs of permanently frozen lakes. Then someone fucks on the slab, a beam of light shoots into the sky and we emerge fully formed.
I have found no reason to doubt this.
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Surely you could get them gym classes, dance classes etc etc? Don’t they have a checkbox for ‘Not lazy’ on the order forms or something?
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You snow-eaters are weird.
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Now we have large and expensive toys, but situation didn’t change since the times of Raata, when instead of flying spaceships we were using just hand maiden swords. You can have a cart of gold and give it all to a crappy blacksmith, but whatever you pay him, crappy smith will make a crappy sword, maybe just decorated with jewels, but it still will be awful weapon. To get a good sword you will have to find a good blacksmith, who can forge a good metal, who can make a sword that can cut through your enemy, it will be just a good weapon, without any jewels or other crap.
To get a quality service for your money you need professionals.
And Caldari State is the home of these professionals.
There are professionals of all types across the cluster that will happily sell their services to anyone. It’s not like the State has a monopoly.
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But our are better.
until they’re starved of materials, then we shine. Not saying anything against the state, just a matter of resourcefullness.
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