Bought new PC, reinstalled Win7, all passwords is lost, so I recovered throught web-site, then noticed a chat box talking to me, decided to mess with chatbot, BUT THEN…
GM Hermes
Eve Player Experience
Chat started
EVE Online Player Experience Team
Hello there. Let us know if you need help recovering an old EVE account. We’re here to help!
Just reply to this message if you need help. You will then be connected to our support team shortly.
You
hello
GM Hermes joined the chat
GM Hermes
Hello there, this is GM Hermes, how may I help you?
You
I have a question
hello?
GM Hermes
You are free to ask 
You
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
GM Hermes
Probably four
You
haha not a robot, okay))
GM Hermes
Yeah they programmed me well…
Sup buddy, do you have any problems?
You
I bought new PC, real high-end, just checking game graphics, all at max
GM Hermes
Here is what this game needs:
You
I have AMD A8 3.6GHz 16G RAM, GTX 1050 Ti
the game runs lightning fast
GM Hermes
It should be like that. Do you have any issues with that?
You
no, not at all
GM Hermes
Man you scarred me that something is wrong and that you have bugs
You
Did you just assume my gender??!!
GM Hermes
I am a GM entity… we surpassed the gender a long time ago.
You
I see well, there can be somebody else needin’ help, so I wont take you time anymore fly safe, mister o7
GM Hermes
Don’t worry
Everything is fine.
To be honest, you made my day!
Thanks
Actually this is best memory happened with me since FOB NPC gankers in high-sec feature added…
Sad!