Mizhir and Melisma Shipping/Catfight Thread

Captain Elkin, why would I have to wait to hear until I’m older? They are just words, after all.

I’m not sure who you are, Sir, but I wish you would leave Captain Elkin alone. She would never have done something like what you are accusing her of, and it is really really mean for you to accuse someone of stuff you know they would never do!

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She is SAYING, or suggesting at least, that the person who supposedly is a ‘right goer’ and gives ‘glad eyes’ and ‘would go down a storm’ is a torrid and passionate person who coincidentally fancies her and wants to be in mud. None of this is likely true, AND CAN FOR ONCE WE TAKE A DEEP FETCHING BREATH AND STOP MAKING THAT ‘FORNICATING ABOLITIONIST’ ROT SOUND TRUE?

I swear. If there is ONE THING that will make me shoot at people? This. I will be blown up, everyone knows I will be blown up, but know that in my heart I am putting a horse on every one of your Chosen faces for TRIFLING.

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Why you gotta make everything about sex?

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Why not?

And apparently I’m not hot enough for an attention-seeking, petty Thukker mercenary. Who knew?

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Says you…who’s prudish mindset has put her in a similar situation of “having things explained” often ending in red cheeks and a disconnect

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I really don’t want to hear any accusations of hypocrisy from you.

Just silence yourself and go back to sleeping with Havohej and spouting Sansha propaganda while purporting to be against slavery.

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Amarrians: first they take the fun out of whips and chains, now they’re taking the fun out of mud wrestling. Truly, they’re a blight upon this cluster…

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I tried to stop them, but they seem determined to shame themselves for the entertainment of others.

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You couldn’t have possibly chosen two worse people to nominate, no offense.

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I’m so confused. When did we take the fun out of whips and chains? And how are those even fun in the first place?

Slavery.

I could tell you from experience, but I’m pretty sure I’d have a fleet of Harbs on my position five minutes later.

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^ this

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I like how you turned that around. A fleet of Harbs sounds like a lot of fun again.

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O how messy.

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You are too much of an actual tribeswoman for her likes.

Pretty sure she did mean offense.

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I still intend to compete, and I mean compete. I want to win in an honourable fashion against the Archbishop. Further, I am an adult, as we all are, I think some folk need to calm down over this whole event, this is certainly not sexual for me.

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You know, once you come to see it as more of a caste system than institutionalized slavery, the whole program begins to make so much more sense.

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Beyond the general tendency for capsuleers to take anything to the nth degree at the slightest inclination, this is probably my fault. The mud-wrestling idea partly sprang from my flirting with Mizhir, so the sexual tension spread from there. But no, there’s not meant to be anything sexual about the wrestling.

I am many things, but I’ve never been into exhibitionism.

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That’s good to know. I don’t want to be groped during the fight.

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I have no idea why people are saying that this idea is messy or sexual, or maybe people are saying that sexual stuff is messy? No, that is not it, because that makes no sense. Also, why are people are having to state that they do not want to be groped? Anyway, with all of this seeming controversy and confusion, maybe it is not the best thing to do right now?