Mizhir and Melisma Shipping/Catfight Thread

I hope to get a cut of any isk exchanged due to my expert thread making.

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Wow, I missed something. When next fight?

I clicked on Latest.

Feels like I had just been sucked into a wormhole.

There are usually exciting things to be found when you go through a WH. So congratulations. Bob bless you.

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God’s work. Or at least some god’s work. Personally, I’m angling for a god of sex.

I do think you would make an excellent betting agent, so it’s a yes on my part.

You’re hired!

Can you wear a bikini?

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Sits down with a bowl of Vodka Jello Shots.

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You know, that’s a pretty great idea.

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What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I can.

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Can I, though?

Didn’t want to assume! Every woman should be free to make her own wardrobe decisions. But I am a big supporter of bikinis.

If you wear a bikini, Charles, I will automatically upgrade you to VIP. This could also include a lap dance.

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While a few private wagers between friends is all well and good, I did want to bring up CONCORD regulations regarding gambling, and suggest that we ensure that making organized wagers in this way will not run afoul of their regulations (though I do think the limiting it to private wagers between individuals is much more tasteful than organized public betting in any case).

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Oi, Avarr, I met you on that trade a few weeks back. You got the number of a couple of girls who’d go down a storm on this sort of show?

I mean, any chance of that feisty Ammatar girl I see posting her hot angsty heart out on here all the time being on an undercard? Samira, she’s a right little goer.

Yeah, I think she’d be a good match against that spicy Amarr lady I bumped into the other week on the undercard? Arsia’s the one I mean, she gave me the glad eye after the deal with Orlon was done. I wouldn’t mind seeing them grapple in the mud.

I’m pretty flush now, know what I mean?

Sesli

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No thanks.

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I too, will pass.

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I wish you would speak more plainly, Sesli. I don’t even know what things like ‘go down a storm’, ‘right little goer’, ‘gave me the glad eye’ and ‘pretty flush’ even mean.

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LMAO!!!

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I’ll tell you what she means when you’re older, Ms. Gelert.

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As if we need further proof of PIE’s liberalism and degeneracy, now we learn that PIE Captains make suggestive gestures at filthy Minmatar pirates. Fornication and Abolitionism does continue to wax strong in these latter days; O how wicked, O how vile.

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You might get better luck with something involving Gold, they are Amarr after all.

Are you trained as a fighter pilot, by any chance?