CCP (unsurprisingly) went full 180 on their promise to never sell SP directly and is selling SP like candy
It’s all about SKINs, SKINs, SKINs now
Monetization, monetization, monetization. If it doesn’t directly make more money it’s not worthy to be implemented
They fired the community team. Guard and Falcon both left CCP too
Mr. G IS NO LONGER WITH CCP! THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN ON OUR HEADS!!!
Still no clothes for Chloe, so nothing changed here
Oh yeah, and that community you remember from the old days? It’s been mostly replaced with instant gratification morons. Most of the intellectual people worth talking to packed up and left years ago.
Chloe has been weeping icy tears silently, while still staring through the window on the bridge these last years, for her Captain’s return we may assume. I am not sure those are really tears, but at least their origin must be a fluid of some kind. Maybe she will warm up to at least room temperature now that you switch on power in the ship again. Her devotion and determination has been nothing but frozen rock solid and you can be proud of Chloe.
It’s an honor to salute you, sir, the author of a magnificently hillarious and historic post. I haven’t stopped pointing players to it, and their responses of course range from chilly and shocked to cheeky or unfit for publication.
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I am back. Chloe is safely in the hold/on the bridge/floating in deep space to regain her composure when she gets a bit “iffy”.
In other news, the Corp that Chloe and I belong to is recruiting! So, if you want to fly with some people that are fun, honorable, but have horrifically offensive senses of humor, contact me in-game.
