My friend needs clothes

[Linus_Gorp]

It may never die.

@joelinux

During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor’s influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We’ve ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It’s become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn’t the most talkative sort, and “relations” between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains’ quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women’s Impress Skirt, Olive Women’s Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women’s Minima Heels…(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

My friend needs clothes... - Player Features and Ideas Discussion - EVE...

[Regan_Rotineque]

Thank god

I would miss this thread - may it never die and may CCP finally listen and give our frozen friends the love they deserve

[Pleasure_Hub_Node-514]

My friend's friend has clothes

You can put clothes on corpses now. Haven’t you seen the news?

[Sabriz_Adoudel]

I definitely want to play dress up with Chloe.

[Sylvia_Kildare]

One day… one day we can finally play dress up with our 100s and 100s of stored frozen corpses.

[Linus_Gorp]

I don’t think there are enough clothes to dress all of mine

[Sere_O_Asis]

I’m glad you did this. Chloe deserves to not be forgotten…in the forum shuffle.

[Jonah_Gravenstein]

True love never dies, it will defrost if kept at room temperature though; we don’t want that for a variety of reasons, the least of which is the smell.

[Sonya_Corvinus]

oh bless you for not letting this get lost.

[Wanda_Fayne]

Funny in context

[Linus_Gorp]

Back to the top. For Chloe.

[Jonah_Gravenstein]

[Linus_Gorp]

OP link updated to archived forums

[Linus_Gorp]

Back to the top with Chloe, lest she be forgotten. Nobody cares about the afk cloaky whine threads anyway.

[Corraidhin_Farsaidh]

I think that everyone can agree that this thread at least is sensible and reasoned.

[Linus_Gorp]

[Linus_Gorp]

Chloe must not be forgotten. Back to the top.

[Corraidhin_Farsaidh]

How could she be forgotten? She’s so chill!

[Azn_Assassin]

Agreed, this post must never die.

[Linus_Gorp]

Still no news on this, CCP?