Nerf Ganking Megathread

Thats what someone who doesnt want Hilmar to have a third Range Rover would say.

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He only has three?

Has he thought about not being a poor?

You cant possibly think he only has two motor vehicles?

Those are his “go into town” Range Rovers.

The jag, the merc and the Vantage are for sunday drives

Why is he slumming it with motor vehicles?

Real rich people use their helicopters.

Iceland, duh

When its not volcanic, its icy.

Hence he goes out of town on his WiGE.

Also, helicopters are technically motor vehicles. Unlike fusion powered Swedish WiGEs.

Fine. Why is he slumming it with ground transportation? Real rich people use their helicopters.

Plus, like helicopters don’t work in Iceland?

And fusion power? Are you insane? They use geothermal there. Much more volcanic.

I did reference that specifically.

I dont think even the brainiest of vikings have worked out how to turn a volcano into personal transportation, but I look forward to the results, esp. in Airship and cruiseliner technology lol

You’re so picky

Okay, why is he slumming it with helicopters? Real icelandics get around in their trolling fishing boats.

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But Trolls are from Norway I thought?

I thought the lived under bridges.

Right, and Norway has loads of fjords, which means loads of rivers, which means…

Lots of places to build sea oil platforms.

Which are just like bridges, correct!

(sea platforms are however, by definition, out at sea, unlike fjords and rivers which are definded by their proximity to land, but Ill not mention that, shhh)

I watched a documentary that says that a lot of the deep sea drilling platforms are built in the fjords and then towed out to sea, by trolling fishing boats.

Nope. The entire argument against P2W is that people need to ‘grind’ to make ISK. My point is that AFK people are not ‘grinding’ at all. And if people have always done AFK…then there never was a glorious time of everyone grinding away.

There was actually.

People actually talked in local LOL.

This makes me think either you’re completely lying about playing so long, or you’ve just been AFK mining that long :smiley:

Oh no there was good times. Its why suspect baiting worked so much better. There was actually people at the keyboards to bait LOL.

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I went to a starter sys to try and help. Hey, what the hell and give it a try.

Offered help in local, no takers. After that wk end, didn’t bother to try again.

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Exactly. I find the best way to help noobs is thru the EVE uni channel.

Rookie is just a hot mess LOL.

I’ve helped a lot of peeps kill Dagan.

If they are AFK, how can they be traumatized by the gameplay?

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My point was that local is dead. (cept Jita) And that’s a shame. I could be sitting next to someone I could at least protect while they figured out which buttons to push. But their so used to chat ch’s that they miss out.