Nice.
I think this soup has been watered down to just water and brown tbh
I think we can dilute it more.
Let’s talk about tweetle beetles now.
When tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle in a bottle and the bottle is on a poodle and the poodle is eating noodles…. It’s called a ……
Dr Seuss is now on the Unacceptable Authors list.
Throws book onto the pyre
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I do not like green eggs and ham.
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Sam I Am was a ganker shill
He lived up on Ganker Hill
When he saw a miner down below
Hed warp in close and say “HELLO!”
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EVE (and it’s forums) were never meant to be fair. 
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There is enough heat coming off this dumpster fire of a thread to keep all of Europe warm through the coming winter…
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Three little frostpacker pigs joined forces to ancher a Athanor to go moon mining together when all of a sudden along came a big bad wolf named Code. and wardeced them and one day that big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew down that Refinery.
True story.
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I really don’t know what this thread had turned into and just trying to keep with the flow as it seems we are now starting to lead into famous nursery rhymes or stories.
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The origins of several nursery rhymes and children’s stories are quite dark…
Just Like how the stories from Eveonline can be rather dark.
The question still stands. How do you explain it, mrs. doppelganger ?
Or is it the wrong ship type ? Wrong system ? Wrong time of day ?
Since you have such a swift judgement of cases, shine your brightness on this one, and educate dazzle us.
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“I before E Except when your foreign neighbour Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters… weird.” Some mug somewhere
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ROFL. My guy, you’ve told several in this thread.
Aiko herself caught you in one 
This cause most “newbs” mining in high sec aren’t newbs and are AFK 
I’m sure you do find some true nubs and that’s good.
So you’re saying ganking is saving Europe
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I was told by a mother NOT to buy Grimm’s Fairy Tales for my godchild, no kidding. Too traumatic… bad examples… horrible stories… irresponsible. And little red riding hood was definitely a no go.
I grew up with witches burning in their own ovens, innocent children being fattened for consumption by evil giants, kids dumped in the forest, etc. So did my parents, and my grandparents. It’s odd, it didn’t turn me into a ganker or a griefer. Maybe those stories did have value 
I think more harm has been done by disneys sanitising of the old stories than good.
However there is nothing wrong with ganking. Robin Hood was a ganker and a hero for it.
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Worst analogy so far. 
We were talking about stories and fictional charachters. I’m sorry you lack the imagination to follow. 
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Cant imagine a Little Mermaid where Ariel kills herself at the end would be as popular somehow.
Edit: yeah the constant flags are so funny hohobo