Don’t give any lip about involuntarily holding anyone, slaver. You are only making yourself out to be an even bigger embarrassment than you already are.
Speaking of which, I know you are afflicted by some form of most ungraceful lunacy and enjoy pretending to be someone of note, but how about you start acting like your alleged station demands? Perhaps work on your reading comprehension a little? Hire a ghost writer? I am sure you can figure something out.