Off-Topic Thread vol. 2

Yes. I certainly wasn’t born with the brains in my family but I’ve managed to get this far on good looks alone at least.

I’m just an average guy. A typical Galleantean slob. Who likes shooting guns, watching pornos, and reading books about war. I put some red meat on the grill because eating down carcinogens is for REAL MEN. Then I salute the Federal flag and thank the Lunaries I was blessed to be born in the greatest nation in New Eden before settling in to watch men in skin-tight uniforms play sportsball with a glass of cheap whiskey and a hand rolled Intaki cigar.