Don’t leave a bunch of loose isk and assets out there littering up space. Its untidy. Be an adult and clean up your mess before you ragequit as a result of this horrible, horrible, horrible local chat situation.
Transfer isk and contract assets to Syeed Ameer Ali for disposal. Transfer ownership of any assets-in-space to the corporation Dirtbag Space Warriors Coming for yor Loots. I guarantee that all of this will be disposed of in an ethical manner.
So yeah, good for you guys sticking it to CCP! Man, those guys are uncool, right? Grrr CCP. But do it the responsible way - give me your stuff first. That is all.
This is a unique situation which calls for a more proactive approach. Why, some of these handsome capsuleers may even be wisely deciding to ragequit without even whinging about it first.
This is a please consider the environment before you quit thread, complete with people offering to help those leaving to do the green thing with the stuff they’re leaving behind.
There is a difference, an infinitesimally small one.
Hello, friends. If you’re like me, you read the above posts and thought “wow, people are so callous about those quitting Eve because they need a safe nullsec.” And do you know what? The critics are dead wrong. This gameplay change is a tragedy, and I empathize with you - nullsec should be safe, not dangerous. After all, we’ve paid our renter dues, right? That alone should guarantee that we can AFK rat in safety.
But nevertheless, dark days have come to Eve. Many of us have been driven to consider quitting the game. Necessarily, of course, one who quits the game must leave his in-game possessions behind. But just hold on one minute before you click that biomass button, fellow player. What if I told you that you could both quit the game in anger and donate to a good cause? Well let me tell you - you can.
Simply contract all of your assets to me and I will make sure that they make their way to a worthy cause. One that will work tirelessly to return null-sec to its rightful place. I am not like one of those flashy forum posters with a catchy slogan and a jauntily tipped hat, but I assure you that my heart is in the right place. And really, what do you have to lose? Don’t delay - send me your assets today. Thank you for your time, friends, and may your future adventures be in greener pastures, whether World of Warcraft, Farmville, or anything in between.
And to piggy back onto this Noragen’s premium isk and asset holding services available once only to the CnP community is temporarily being extended to rage quitters everywhere. Send me any and all isk or assets and I’ll hold onto them. Be sure to comment here if you wish to use my services as I actually have 0 intention of checking to see if anyone uses it
