Excerpts from a weekly sermon given by priest Sharav Shagdar in MHC-R3 VI, Orbital Ring to missionaries of the Amarrian Orthodox Church, Sedevacantist and converted station contract workers.
In all of God’s creation, there is nothing more wicked — nothing more vile — than the Dark Sefrim Six. Who other than the Dark Sefrim Six would look around this station — with its abject moral depravity — with its man-beasts rutting in the streets — with more nude parts on display than in a Gallentean Triple X megaplex chain — and think, “Not degenerate enough. Needs more”. And so the Dark Sefrim Six are coming here. So arrogant are they that they have announced their intentions in advance in some sort of holoreel trailer. With the aid of the Neopians’ illegal AIs, they mean to drive us out of here by force. Well, I am here to tell you that they won’t succeed. For we sedevacantists are not humble and meek and mild. We fight back and we shoot to kill. While the degenerate Neopian leader @Lauralite_Anne_Brezia won’t let us have our Prototype Nuclear Small Arms, we have imported enough sidearms and rifles to give every sedevacantist here an arsenal — one we will all be carrying at all times. Should the Dark Sefrim Six try anything, the Neopian robo-janitors will be cleaning their blood of the floors of this station for weeks.
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Our great leader Nauplius has given us yet one more tool to convert the Neopians. Our best enslaved Science Graduates have been researching all the canine and feline species of New Eden, seeking the most potent sex pheromones. Their efforts have been rewarded with this. He holds up two vials filled with liquid. Pure liquid sex appeal, something we think will have these Neopian animal hybrids drooling all over us…kind of literally. All of our missionaries — and any sedevacantist wishing to preach among the Neopians — will be wearing one of these pheromone concentrates at all times. But remember — the goal is not promiscuity, the goal is loyalty, stability, monogamy, and primogeniture. Hook them with pheromones — keep them hooked with the preaching and a stable relationship. Show them a better way, and by God’s grace we will make this place a shining light of sedevacantism unto all the cluster.