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Once upon a time, there was an inexperienced captain who used a needle filament to escape from a wormhole. however, she had not considered that New Eden is very big and that she now had to fight for survival far away from her home… did she survive? I don’t know.

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“Months.”

“I know.”

“He’s been sitting in station for months, making day trips to Placid. CONCORD hasn’t come by to root him out like they promised. Hasn’t found that bomber, but he’s still been sleeping.”

“Know she’s been sleeping around, then.”

“That’s not all. He’s hired this pilot. Mean streak an AU wide, nasty brawler. Training him, and he’s adapted. He’s gotten twelve marks in the last four weeks alone, and that’s beaten his last two years in total.”

“He’s getting ballsy.”

“We picked up these, deep embed.”

“…no ■■■■■■■ way.”

“He is almost back to full strength. Look at his eyes. He’s got that weird flashy ■■■■ on his wings and he’s not backing down from what we believe to be one of, if not the best fighter on her homeworld. He’s lost it.”

“And?”

“Just rumors. Nothing solid. But there’s rumbles she wants more.”

“More?”

“That’s all I have.”

“That’s great. That’s just ■■■■■■■ great, A.”

“Hey, whatever the security is, I can’t crack much of it.”

"Whatever the hell he’s on, we need to shut him down. Last time he had this kind of confidence he nearly razed a planet to a perfect sphere, and took out nearly sixteen billion in ship assets before they made landfall. Over a girl."

“He’s alloying fast.”

“He’s getting too big for his britches. Are they ready?”

“What, the-”

“Yes, the whole thing.”

“We not going to wait until the bomber’s cooked?”

“No. We move now.”

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“Is Beth in?”
“Who’s asking?”
“Tell her this is Lleyl.”
“Go ■■■■ yourself.”
“With pleasure. After you get me through to Beth.”

“I’ll take it, Iro. It’s fine. Hi Lleyl.”
“Hi. Are you secure?”
“Yea yea, we’re fine, as always. Do you happen to know where Tinny is these days?”
“That’s why I called. They’re putting the band back together. Wanna come?”

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KRULLEFOR UNDERBOSS KILLED ON MUTTAKON II AS OPERATION GALATINE CONTINUES

The Bosena Accords has claimed credit for the death of Sals Armarthen, the Krullefor Organisation’s lead underboss in Molden Heath. As the airwar over Muttakon II begins to draw down, the Accord’s elite Draugr Division was dispatched planetside under the command of Bosena Accords veteran Foley Jones to conduct battle damage assessments following a key series of airstrikes from the 1st “Hellawes” Strike-Fighter Squadron. According to squadron commander Mobius Wyvern, Sals Armarthen’s convoy was intercepted attempting to reach Seykal-aligned territory ahead of the Bosena Accords invasion.

It is unknown at this time why Armarthen was attempting to reach Seykal territory. While the Krullefor organisation appears to be closely allied with members of the Seykal clan in smuggling operations across Molden Heath, the Seykal Expeditionary Force has recently pivoted their operations in working with the RSS-affiliated Krusual Covert Operators to combat the growing Angel’s Cartel presence in the region following an initial turf war with the Cartel. It’s unknown at this time if the newfound Seykal-Krusual bloc is merely an alliance of convenience, or a purposeful move to distance themselves from Krullefor operations to protect Seykal interests as the Bosena Accords continues their war against the Krullefor Organisation.

When asked for comment on the nature of the Krusual-Seykal alliance, Bosena Accords spokesman Galm Eskola-Fae had this to say.

“The situation in Molden Heath, and the Republic at large, is incredibly contentious. Our continued operations against the Krullefor in Molden Heath is only possible due to our allies in the region and in the United Neopian Federation. Our coalition maintains excellent standing with the Republic Security Service, which has allowed us to coordinate with local leaders and officials to help navigate the politicial minefield in the Heath. While the current political landscape has forced us to withdraw from attacks on Seykal targets, this latest strike has allowed us to deliver a crippling blow to Krullefor operations on former warclone lands. It is unknown if Sals Armarthen was cloned ahead of our strike, but I remain confident that our attack has caused enough chaos among the rank-and-file of the Krullefor Organisation that we can mop up Operation Galatine without any major resistance.”

At the time this article is being written Foley’s Draugr Division reported multiple victories in their land assault on the Krullefor facility on Muttokon II. To any Krullefor operatives on the receiving end of the Bosena Accord’s assault, Galm Eskola-Fae was quick to offer them clear terms of surrender:

Lay down your arms and become independent mercenaries under the Bosena Accords charter, or be sent back to Baliggan Krullefor "in a dust pan."


(Above: Draugr Division soldiers mop up hold-out Krullefor forces on Muttokon II )

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6NJ8-V VI - Moon 6 - Guristas Production Shipyard, Starship assembly line B-12.


"Man…What’s with all these frigates and destroyers coming down the assembly lines of late? Past five days I’ve worked on nothing but Merlins and Condors.

“That’s…Off to you? We’re working in a ■■■■■■■ shipyard where we BUILD ships daily. Seems like business as usual to me.”

“But it ain’t business as usual, because these ain’t Guristas ships, the materials and blueprints for all these ships are being supplied by a Capsuleer.”

“And how the hell would you know this?”

"Because none of these ships are being placed in Guristas hangers…They’re being redirected towards a private part of the station. Also we’re skipping the nanocouting phase, so all of them are being delivered to storage without Gurista colors.

“I did think that was kinda weird actually…I was assuming they were gonna be for some operation where they need a bit of subtlety to sneak up on their target…Form up with some Navy convoy making port with some State outpost and light the place up once you’re past the security perimeter.”

“Wow, Look at you thinking strategy - planning the big heist from the goddamn factory floor trenches. Why ain’t the Rabbit coming to you for advice?”

“■■■■ you, I’m just trying to make sense of stuff going on here like you…So you’re sure these ships are being requested by some Capsuleer?”

“Gotta be, ontop of the ships being stored in different hangers on the other side of the station - all the manufacturing jobs that come in are not apart of the usual daily production list. A third party definitely is funding the production of these ships and I don’t see anyone except a Capsuleer being said third party. Who else has that kind of pull around here?”

“Well…Which Capsuleer?”

“I don’t know that much…T-Though when I was working the assembly line, prepping some construction-drones to wield the armor plating on the nose of a condor, I looked up and two levels above is where you’d see the Overseer - I saw this girl talking to him…Something about her was familiar…”

“In what way?”

“It’s weird…But she was wearing this “thing” in her head, can’t really put it to words - but it was like some metal halo or something.”

“Wait…It wouldn’t be…God dammit, where did I leave my neocomm?”

“Right there on the table, dumbass.”

“Ah! Good…Overseer would have my hide if I left this somewhere…Now, she wouldn’t have looked like this - would she?”

“She didn’t have rabbit ears.”

“Dickhead.”

“I’m ■■■■■■■ with you! Yeah, that’s why she looked sorta familiar. She looks exactly like that outplace mascot character for that network that popped up awhile ago…You know, aside from the lack of rabbit ears.”

“Well who the ■■■■ is she? Is she the Capsuleer?”

“I guess? Though I could’ve sworn the Capsuleer that was making the announcements for the Network was a guy.”

“No you’re not off…Maybe…Maybe he’s the one backing the construction of these ships?”

“Would make sense…Maybe they plan on selling all of these on the market. Just doing it in bulk so they can bring the price down to something affordable? Establish a strong presence on the market with the largest quantities of goods and set the lowest price for them.”

“Damn, look at you planning strategic moves on the market. Why ain’t Fatal coming to you for financial advice?”

“Because he’s ■■■■■■■ dead, that’s why.”

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The following was found in a Throne Worlds based nobility gossip tabloid.

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A Runaway Commander

Earlier this week a Strike Commander N. of State protectorate forces has field a petition to a superior officer in regard of a maniac with psychosis who was stalking her. The psycho was found to be a capsuleer and his apprehension wasn’t seem possible despite the Commander’s demand. As a preventive measure Cmdr. N was assigned a pair of guards to her quarters, which she tried to protest, but was forced to comply.

A day ago she was found missing. Guards didn’t report anyone or herself leaving the quarters, the footages of the inside quarters security cameras were mangled. Following alarm was stood down as Cmdr. N was found boarding her ship from the docks.

Over two days the situation has repeated five times with the Commander seemingly appearing out of nowhere on outside security cameras on decks above and below her quarters or again in the docks. When she was finally apprehended she refused to give comments why did she do this or how did she manage to escape quarters with single door without guards noticing. Apparently, she was reprimanded behind the closed doors for this irresponsible and childish behavior that doesn’t correspond to her rank and status. However, it doesn’t look like she will have to face any harsh consequences, considering her actions constitute only minor misbehavior.

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"The Pinch" (a local online tabloid, Kasrasi system)

Monsters terrorize the docks; capsuleer party is to blame?

YC 122-04-05


"Multiple witnesses reported bizarre creatures harassing the personnel and passers-by at the shuttle docks of the Trust Partners Trade Post after the midnight today. According to the victims, there were at least three of the “monsters” wreaking havoc in the transport hub, with station security arriving when the prankers’s shuttle already disengaged the clamps.

One of the witnessess, a Thukker maintenance worker, describes the perpetrators:

“…There was a woman with metal hands and blue lips and the wolf ears and the tail, you know, like some Gallente freaks wear. And there was a tall, hairy thing, like, from a horror holo, a werewolf, but it wasn’t a wolf, it was all spotty. And it was wearing bloody human skin for a bra, I swear! And then there was a catman that walked on all fours but then he lagged behind and got up and ran after the other two.”

“The cat was really creepy.” - confesses a young Sebiestor employee. - "I was completely startled and scared by the hyena as it looked on me and scowled, and the cat sneaked at me from behind and said “Meow!”

“I think they got Klaus.” - said a crewman from one of the ships docked at the facility. - “I saw the cyberfurry offer him a beer and no one can find Klaus now.”

“When I saw the werebeast groping a passenger, I called the security, but they got here maybe a minute too late. We’ll get the departure logs and video surveillance data to see those bastards banned from our station for good, whoever they are!” - said an angry Nefantar shift manager.

Sources in the station security linked the mysterious “Dock Monsters” to the capsuleer masquerade party that Ms. Raske, a well-known socialite, held at her venue the same night.

“Usually all the fun that takes place in L’Amore stays within the establishment. Apparently, some of the guests this time decided they haven’t had enough fun.”

“…I saw a walking tree on level thirty-nine, man.” - a Brutor janitor told us. - “A ■■■■■■■ ten foot tall walking tree, with branches, twigs and ■■■■, and it was eating a burrito!”

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Stationeer rumblings, Samanuni
YC 122-04-06

“Did you move out the whole T-wing?”

“Yes, boss took it to NBOO soon as I had it in the hangar. He’s in a hurry, what with Concord not having followed up on their threat to kick us out.”

“Think they’re trying to make him sweat, at least when we’re done we can go back to normal. Want to talk to Block again, she’s been too busy lately.”

“You need to let her go, man.”

“Hey, a guy can dream, right?”

“Sure, when his lady’s over 13.5 million kilos.”

“What can I say? I like em big.”

“…wait, is that him?”

“How long was that? Four minutes? That’s twelve jumps both ways.”

“He looks pissed, act busy.”

“Too late! He’s-”

“Excuse me, gentlemen. Parker. Williams. Can you point me in the direction of Ms. Brezia?”

“Wolfy? Think I saw her by Block.”

“Thank you. I’ll be sure to remove you both from her list.”

“Is that good or bad?”

“If the rumors are true…”

“Oh, and one more thing. You two can have the day off.”

“What?”

“I’m pushing the station to get clear in less than a month, and with the current situation that’s not practical. So please, go to the bathhouse or something. I’ll tell Derek to mark you as on leave.”

“Yes, sir.”

“He looked pissed. He wasn’t even making a show of it just to get some laughs.”

“You haven’t noticed? He’s been getting more serious about the relationship, I think. Must have something to do with that.”

“…you want to follow him?”

“I mean, we did just get leave…”

“If he’s going in for a meeting, I’m out.”

“Woah woah, don’t be so hasty. We can ask Block to do some “editing”.”

“Dude, ew.”

“Come on, she’d do it because it’d make boss have a fit. It’ll be funny.”

“I’m not getting on the list again for that. Wolfy’d tear me a new one.”

“Fine, we’ll just listen.”

“Dear, kindly explain yourself.”

“Hm? Erkhem ee, what could you possibly mean?"

“Monsters harassing personnel, and among them a, and I quote, “woman with metal hands and blue lips and the wolf ears and the tail”. There’s only one person in this cluster who fits that description with any notoriety, and I’m looking right at her.”

“Oh… that. Hehe, I went to a costume party at L’amore. I was a bit late to make the contest that was held but met up with a few friends, and made some new ones.”

“Of course you did.”

“I left after drinking a few bottles of whiskey with Ché and Jade. The other two ‘monsters’ that were in the article. Had some fun at the expense of the dock workers, then split off as they both left.”

“And during all of this, you didn’t stop to consider you might be forgetting something?”

“Forgetting somethi-… oh… you were busy with Thuri when I left for the ball. I didn’t want to disrupt your work, I know how finnicky some of that research can be.”

“Fine, yes, that section was sensitive, but come on! It hasn’t stopped you from tearing me away to sequester me in some corner of the station! I tell you when the work is not to be disturbed, and unless I say otherwise, a distraction from you is always welcome!”

“They’re just getting sappy, let’s just go…”

“No no, I think this is the good part.”

“Perhaps, but Thuri wanted to have you there to focus on the work, she said as much to me before you both went in to work… though… I suppose I should have grabbed you both.”

“Maybe! Just… I know I’m PA about it, but I’m dying to get out and live. I want to come back and just… shock Sobo so hard she can’t keep her face straight. I’d risk daring that, because of you.”

“Hm… You’d really risk her ire? My my Saka… you really are getting bold… tell you what darling. We’ll figure something out just for that~ …hm…”

“Oh, you noticed?”

“Dude, I don’t think…”

“Just hold on…”

“Indeed… I have. Should I?”

“Yes. I did tell them I removed them from the list, but…”

“■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■!”

“Oh crap!”

“Hello boys~”

End of line

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S-II headquarters above Luminaire
YC 122-04-10

“Mam, the gear you ordered is ready to be shipped out to Syndicate. the dockworkers are asking what ship will do the pickup”

“Good, tell them the Morning star will do the pickup and make the run later this weekend”

“Right away Mam …”

“Wait why are you going back to Syndicate, we don’t have any more infrastructure out there? not after XYY”

“Well that is exactly why I’m going back”

“Please don’t tell your planning on going back to that frozen rock …”

“I am, I need something recovered from whatever is left of that ruin”

“For ■■■■ sakes, Sorn, remember what say said before you took on that job, no going back!”

“But I left something there I now need… something I thought was best borrowed there with the rest”

“And I’m sure it’s best you keep it that way.”

“I can’t… promised a friend to get it for her and her boytoy”

“■■■■■■■ great … and you couldn’t just say it’s impossible to recover?
you know what fine! I’ll come along. But don’t come crying back to me then everything goes to ■■■■ … It feels like your growing soft these days, leaving loose ends.”

"I know…

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“Is that…”

“Yes.”

“Those are-”

“Yes.”

“Did he just-”

"Will you stop that?"

“What?”

“He’s done something and I’ve no idea what. That’s an Ikitursa, he looks like he’s made a cult, because there’s no way those are Triglavians.”

“I don’t know, look at the female, one-one-nine, oh-oh-four. I don’t recognise the pattern. It’s almost Encounter, but-”

“He can modify the damn things!”

“But he’s not wearing that feathery rabbit meat suit.”

“So what? He’s going minimalist.”

“But he’s in a different suit! I didn’t think he could do that.”

“I don’t know what that means.”

“So now what?”

“We document everything. Concord’s not going to pass this up.”

“And the bitch?”

“Let me worry about her.”

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Samanuni

“Wait, wait. You heard what?”

“No, I’m asking you if you’re certain.”

“No, they’re not my bugs. I don’t bug.”

“So you think she called me… that? Grabbing the spare?”

“No, no, I’ll take care of it. I might have to direct this one.”

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BOSENA ACCORDS AND ALLIES DOUBLE DOWN ON SKARKON II INVASION

Following their initial invasion of Skarkon II, the Bosena Accords and their allies in the United Neopian Federation have committed further material support for the prolonged invasion of Skarkon II in their war against the Krullefor Organization. In addition to their previous vanguard force outlined in their press release, shipping manifests have confirmed the deployment of four Chakram heavy assault vehicles.

Designed for clandestine operations, the Chakram “stealth tank” was designed by Caldari arms manufacturers prior to the war of planetary conquest to provide scanning and electronic warfare support to cloned troops in field while acting as an anchoring point for special operations teams via its onboard Clone Reanimation Unit. Only a handful of these vehicles exist today, with a majority scrapped or destroyed following the conclusion of the War of Planetary Conquest in Molden Heath and very few blueprint copies ever disseminated. When pressed for comment, the Bosena Accords confirmed a joint project had occurred during their rearmament campaign between their “Myrddin Institute” and the UNF’s DysTek Armories under the guidance of Accords affiliate Woodrow Ormand to modernize their fleet of Chakram HAVs.

While the four vehicles needed to be dug out of coarse, glassy sand of Bosena IX or welded back together from scrap, today the four sister vehicles (Percival, Geraint, Bedivere, and Lamorak respectively) will act as critical support to ground combat teams conducting counter-insurgency operations across Skarkon II. With a smarter set of electronic support equipment, an improved turret, and a near zero scanning radius to magnometric, radar, and ladar scanning the improved “Chakram II” is set to be a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield and a difficult target to pin down by hostile forces.

The Accords has already began to divvy up their vanguard force into smaller, mobile special ops teams to strike at key Krullefor sites across the planet. Strikes have been largely successful, due in no small part to Bosena Accords Chief Arbiter Galm Eskola-Fae’s willingness to cooperate with a large coalition of high profile Angel’s Cartel leaders local to Skarkon II. Unlike previous raids taken under Operation Galatine, however, many within the Bosena Accords leadership believe that Skarkon will be a war for attrition and a final turning point for the war.

“[Skarkon II] remains a major Cartel stronghold planet, so there’s no small wonder why the Krullefor chose to focus their efforts here. I firmly believe that should Skarkon II fall to the combined effort of Seykal, Krusual, and Krullefor forces the Angel’s Cartel will have effectively lost the planetary war in Molden Heath and Krullefor dominance in the Heath will be secured […]Make no mistake, this is where we are making our stand against the Krullefor and where we intend to stop their operations dead in their tracks. Today, its open season on the Krullefor and their allies.”

As a part of the same statement, the Bosena Accords cited the Seykal Expeditionary Group, Krusual Covert Operations, and Tronhada Free Guard as potential cobelligerent factions allied with the Krullefor Organisation on Skarkon II should they involve themselves in the ongoing war.

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(Above: Bosena Accords dropships escort RDV transports delivering Chakram II HAVs planetside)

(((Artist Credit)))

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Heath Row News

Skarkon Situation Heats Up: Supercarrier Sighted Over Skarkon II

YC 122-04-13

In a surprising escalation of the ongoing Skarkon Invasion by warclones of the Bosena Accords and United Neopian Federation based security forces, a Wyvern class Supercarrier with UNF identifiers was sighted in orbit, with a Sin class Black Ops escorting.

The Supercarrier held in orbit for several minutes, disgorging several heavy landing craft escorted by advanced fighters that quickly descended into atmosphere. Planetside reports say they have consolidated alongside BosAc and UNF ground units and are already proceeding with Close Air Support operations.

When reached for comment, the pilot of the Supercarrier, identified as the UNF SCVG-001 Wellspring Source from transponder beacons, Lauralite Brezia, had this to say, “This represents a force escalation well above normal operational parameters, but it has been weighed against other options available to us and has been determined to be the best course forward. We remain in steady contact with our local liaisons in the Republic Security Services, they were informed of this coming escalation, and made no attempts to dissuade us from moving forward.” When asked for comment on the nature of the advanced craft deployed, Ms. Brezia was more recalcitrant with her answer, but stated that “Clone Pilots have been deployed and will be conducting operations alongside Warclone and Baseline units.”

What this escalation will bring, only time will tell.

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The following was found in a Throne Worlds based nobility gossip tabloid.

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A new vacancy has been posted for the House Gallius Estate:

Stud Manager/Stable Master Required
House Gallius Estates presently has a vacancy for an experienced Stable Master/Studding Manager for a new family venture. Applicants should have suitable experience in managing equestrian stables, pedigree horse rearing and training and the organising of studdings to acquire beneficial traits in blood-stock.
House Gallius is looking for the best candidates for this role, with proven employment history, credentials and references within the Amarr Empire. All applicants should forward their details to the Head of Operations, or the Family Seneschal and include all relevant documents and a forwarding letter explaining what unique capabilities they would bring to the role and the wider Estate. Successful applicants will be invited for an interview at a later time.

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CAPSULEER INVOLVEMENT IN THE AMO RIOTS?
The Tiat Patriot, YC 122-04-16

Sources on ground have reported sightings of capsuleers and affiliates in or around the unrest on Amo III. Despite the main demonstration broken down and the jurisdiction court case ongoing, Amo III has been anything but subdued. Minor gatherings and demonstrations, even riots, have been repeatedly broken down. Since 04-12, the anniversary of the assassination of former Prime Minister Karin Midular seven years ago, Sebiestor symbols for the Ray of Matar as well as those for concepts like unity, resistance and truth have been appearing on government and tribal buildings throughout the planet and stations in the system.

Among the capsuleers allegedly involved are Elsebeth Rhiannon, possibly best known as the Midularite former executive officer of Electus Matari, and Arkady Sadik, former main fleet commander of the same, both of the Sebiestor Tribe. There have been allegations before of the involvement of these capsuleers and affiliates in anti-government action, and The Tiat Patriot has seen documents that prove that Rhiannon was shortly detained after Fleet marines and RSS in a joint operation wiped out the Gultratren conspiracy in YC119. Neither capsuleer has been reached for comment.

When approached by The Tiat Patriot, current Electus Matari leader Debes Sparre stated that he will “pay a 500M isk bounty to anyone who provides me information that leads to locating Arkady Sadik so I can get him running fleets for me again”, but refused to comment on the matter otherwise. Rhiannon’s current corporation SoE Roughriders explains her presence in Amo by their humanitarian base operating there as support to the Floseswin conflict. The Rhiannon clan, based on Matar, denies having any information of her location, and stresses to The Tiat Patriot that any actions by her outside of Mikramurka have not been sanctioned by or negotiated with the clan. We are not aware of publicly listed contacts for Sadik beyond the alliance.

While the Krusual Marshals have had the situation quite well under control locally, capsuleer involvement in the riots or in the court proceedings itself might mean a significant influx of resources to the renegades, and serve to spread the unrest. “Pouring fuel on the fire when Amo already bears the burden of being the border system into the Floseswin conflict is extremely irresponsible from so-called loyalists,” commented one city official from the Krusual tribe, who prefers to remain unnamed out of concern of “drawing too much attention from the immortals”. But other local chiefs have let the “graffiti” remain in areas of their jurisdiction. Iskarmi Kitrin, a local Sebiestor chief of a circle for public works, went as far as calling it a “fitting memorial to the Ray of Matar”.

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6NJ8-V VII - Moon 2 - Guristas Logistic Support Station - Guristas Medical Treatment Center, Office of Director Gianna Sirtiss.


April 15th YC 122


“Excuse me, Director?”

“I’m really busy right now Malen, What is it?”

“Sorry to trouble you ma’am, but i got a…Odd requests from someone.”

“Alright, spit it out then. What’s so odd about it that you gotta come to me with it?”

“There’s this woman in the lobby going by the name Suha Raibuya. She’s requesting that she be allowed to visit with some of our patients.”

“Alright? Did she specify which patients?”

“Any of them”

“…The ■■■■?”

“This is why it’s odd to me ma’am. Doesn’t help that she’s dressed up as that cartoon mascot that’s started appearing everywhere.”

“What in the-…A-Alright, did she have a reason as to why she’s looking to visit “Any” patient?”

“She said she was interested in trying to lighten the mood of some of the wounded, specifically some of the survivors that rescue teams have been pulling out of Hunt outposts that Capsuleers have ransacked. However…”

“However…?”

“I…Kinda know who she is? I’ve heard something about some “Guru” in N57-4N talking about some kind of religion. Almost certain the name of this Guru was Suha-Something. And…Well she kinda has that look about her, you know?”

“Oh fuckin- that’s what this is about…This bitch wants to get some converts and is praying on the injured - whom are both mentally and physically vulnerable at the moment - to peddle them some spiritual mombo-jumbo. Forget it, she can piss off.”

“Well hold on Director…She…She may be of use? She’s…Well, kinda cute looking if I’m being entirely honest ma’am. Maybe her showering her face will lighten some people’s spirits…Also she did say something about providing compensation for allowing her to make her visits…”

“Compensation for who exactly?”

“ “However allows her” she says”

“…”

“D-…Director?

“She can make her visits….However, I do have some terms to this agreement. For starters, the Trauma and Emergency wards are off-limits. Secondly, if anyone hears of a singular complaint from a patient of some nut trying to put some religion on them, I want her ass removed without hesitation. Also, if any staff member gives her an order - Including the ■■■■■■■ janitor - she has to obey it without argument, I DO NOT want her in anyone’s way. Is that clear Malen?”

“O-Of Course, Director.”

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Excerpts from a tabloid published in Gelfiven VI:

“…Young Ms. Noduri was then summoned by the clan elders to explain her side of the story. What exactly went on behind the closed doors we haven’t been able to uncover, but she was ultimately ordered to cease all public appearances on threat of being exiled from her Clan…”

“…It is certain that her careless actions have brought hardship on the Clan. That she must answer for. I have reports on the Noduri Enterprises as well as other businesses being sidelined in several lucrative deals offered by the central government…”

“…Not the first time either, she has an abrasive personality and careless tongue, and we overlooked that as long as she brought prosperity and honor with her, but this time…”

“…It should be noted that she has a sizable following, especially among the younger demographics who consider her treatment unjust, that it is the Seykal and Krullefor that are to be blamed…”

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