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From an independent news channel in Orvolle:

BREAKING NEWS:
The famous philanthropist Julian Flavours has been taken into custom along with his Yacht, Cupid’s Cumulus after a routine ship inspection by the Federal Navy. It is reported that several “dark” spots were scanned, eluding to hidden compartments on the vessel. The boarding party discovered a significant quantity of contraband of which Mr. Flavours denies any knowledge off.

QUOTE/ It’s outrageous! Why would I smuggle something so simple like drugs when I can buy it all in the Federation? You’ll be hearing from my lawyers! \QUOTE

Mr. Flavours remains in custody until a hearing date has been give, but has been awarded special leave to holo-cast over the weekend under the Freedom to Socialise with Humans While in Custody Act

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