SEE AND HEAR – HOLY OBSESSION ROCKS MEHATOOR!
By: See and Hear
Mehatoor – YC127.09.11
“Nauplius Turns Faith Into Fetish”
Mehatoor VI is reeling after a deranged sermon by Doctor of the Faith Nauplius, whose latest rant has some whispering “heresy” and others muttering “lunacy.”
Before a crowd of Crusaders and bystanders, Nauplius claimed that God’s ultimate creation was not the stars, not the Empire, but Yun-Hee Yubari, a woman he declared the “most beautiful of all.”
Faithful witnesses describe the spectacle as half prayer meeting, half strip-show fantasy, with Nauplius painting Yun-Hee as a divine sex symbol destined to give birth to the so-called True Emperor.
Even hardened loyalists were left shifting uncomfortably in their seats. One Amarrian priest hissed:
“This is not theology,it’s a man’s fever dream. He has turned the pulpit into a brothel.”
Station security reports dozens of followers gathering outside the LUMEN infirmary, weeping, trembling.. Some were seen pressing their foreheads to the bulkheads, others muttering chants that sounded more like drunken moans than holy prayers.
Critics argue Nauplius has gone from eccentric zealot to outright blasphemer, elevating Yun-Hee above saints, prophets, and even the Throne itself. His fixation on her “divine womb” has been called “an erotic parody of Amarrian doctrine” by several shocked theologians.
Meanwhile, Gallente gossips are already calling the whole affair a “celestial peep show,” while Minmatar voices snarl that Nauplius’ sermon proves Amarrian faith is nothing more than gilded hypocrisy.
Is this truly a revelation,or simply the ranting of a man who’s swapped scripture for seduction? Whatever the answer, See and Hear can only conclude: Mehatoor has become less a holy station, and more a shrine to Nauplius’ twisted lusts.
Faith, or fetish? You decide.
Jorianna Gallaire Director See and Hear, Capsuleer Affairs Correspondent - Finding out the Truth
