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“Patriotism is good but full hazard pay is what really gets things moving.”
“I kno where you life” (actual quote, spelling and all)
“So I lost my 2 billion isk Navy Issue Mega, because I wanted a burrito.” Mason
“Why do I have to fund the SRP again? I never told any of you to follow me.”
My tayor lost it last week (he’s a grumpy old sod) and said “I quit, every time you get podded I have to adjust your entire wardrobe for your new self”. I replied politely “See you again soon”.
“We’re probably the only group that complains about not running into Drifters and getting shot at with Doomsdays”
-Me while running a public fleet and doing research on the Drifters and their Doomsday weapons in Pochven-
“Negative Drifter.” Said in a disappointed voice by Aria Jenneth almost every time she takes a gate in a Drifter Hive.
“Not Anher, ARRRnher. Arnher is the lowsec system, of course; it has more yarrrrrr.” - pirate hunting FC Arkady Sadik, running fleets in Evati
BM’s?
“It makes perfect sense to cleanse your soul from the sin of murder by murdering more people. It’s the thought that counts.”
“Never trust honest people. They’ll rat you out just to feel clean.”