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Both sides of that looks boring.

Eatin rocks in RL atleast provokes a response.
That ganking has got to plain just suck.
Market pvp is near impossible with bots.
Hauling doesn’t pay and puts me to sleep.
Alliance fleets lol one word fun tidi.
Merc could be fun but I don’t have years to make the cut into a reputable corp.
Exploration is fun,until you keep getting outclassed. Only to be left with salvage.
Don’t feel like hiding in a WH. I hear the smell collects in holes.

I’m looking for a positive. Maybe I have the wrong glasses on.

CCP I’m throwing you a rope with cash on my end. You only need to reach for it.
Silence?
Not even an echo?
Damn!
Only thing left to do is to ask who wants my stuff.

I nearly forgot. There was this one girl at Jita in the station. She had the best…
Last time we spoke all she said was beep bop beep beep reee!
I’m thinking it might have been her new heels. That’s what might be different from the last time.
Then I got locked out.
Oh well there’s always tomorrow. :smile:

Did I sum it up right? If so this ends the thread. :face_with_monocle:

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