729 spacepeople,
I call attention to these facts: first. the Empress Catiz I’s beauty, being only rivalled by that of her predecessor, her holiness Empress Jamyl Sarum I, and the prophetesses Anoyia and Kuriya; and her industriousness being unmatched even by the most attentive of krabs or korps in the depths of Imperium space, as well as her well known exhibition of the desire to maintain a stable and healthy warzone status for baseliners at the cost of Empyrean battles, under the authority of the great Amarr commander Gian Bal, who is always completely dedicated to the Empress and at her disposal, as well as all of the other great, moral, ethical, holy and noble paladins of the Amarr Empire who have given their lives and blood for the Empire, such as Varrinox, edeity, Tristan daCuhna and many others…
As well as these points, the fact that the name Arzad is disliked by many in the Republic due to distant historical events of minor consequence…
Knowing all of this we respectfully request that the system of Arzad be renamed Catizstag in order to provide solace and comfort to those subjects under the skies of what should formerly be named Arzad, ruled by Empyrean battles. It would forever stand as a reminder to the Republic that we truly wish for a new era of industry - if not of peace, at least of mutual assured destruction that is completely sustainable, since as Empyreans we cannot actually die and most of the work out here is done in 1-man frigates.
The cool cats of ARZAD also request that Arzad II be renamed LAVALAND, As this is at least as historically relevant as the Republic’s request to rename it to whatever it was they wanted to rename it to…
When you kill a POCO, and put up your own POCO, you get to name it what you want, or you sell it to someone else…it’s the same thing with planets, basically. So, seeing as how it was the Ardishapur family under the Hamri Holder clan that claimed it by “divine right” - probably just consequentialism and egoistic anarchism - no matter -that took over the planet, our request is just as valid, if not more valid than the Republic’s request to rename it even though they were clearly the owners of the “POCO” that got destroyed, not the individual that replaced it, which held the name of the Arzad family, its holders…
Some might argue, well “They were human beings” but what is a human being, exactly, in the face of the might of some of the civilizations which have arisen, remain standing, and have fallen in New Eden?