Initially I choked on my coffee, as I thought @Dinsdale_Pirannha had finally changed his narrative,
No longer was the problem the collusion of the ‘null sec cartels’ with an incompetent and biased Dev team,
But rather NOW, we are gratefully informed, that the incompetent Dev team, who believe that
will be responsible for the games imminent demise.
Then I finished my coffee, and realised that nothing new had emerged, as the high sec griefers are all alts of null sec players in any case.
So there was no need to be shocked by new content emerging from the gameplay of @Dinsdale_Pirannha,
who said in 2012:
“I realize that I am the great truth of the game, and someday there will be monuments of me in every system in Eve”
-Posted by Dinsdale Pirannha - 2012.12.24 15:08:00 http://eve-search.com/thread/186260-1/page/1#20
I was also amused to find him reply in 2014
You want to punish people for not keeping up with the cesspool of forums or the dev’s intent on turning this game completely into some Ayn Rand dystopia. By all means. I can’t stop you. You are pl, which thrives on hurting others, so no surprise there.
Posted by Dinsdale Pirannha - 2014.04.16 17:09:00 http://eve-search.com/thread/337246-1/page/34#1001
to a player who objected to the following post, made as usual with wit and objectivity by @Dinsdale_Pirannha, in a Dev thread about industry changes ‘building better worlds’
You might be surprised how many quit once the full impact hits.
But it will be impossible to tell.
Posted - 2014.04.16 16:59:00 http://eve-search.com/thread/337246-1/page/34#1001
While the emergence of something new from @Dinsdale_Pirannha would be a truly unique consequence of the sandbox, almost as emergent a spectacle as the singularity itself as we all become one with our machines,
I cannot peruse this LONG HISTORY of false prophecy and failed proclamations, and frankly tearful vitriol:
http://eve-search.com/search/author/Dinsdale%20Pirannha
Without coming to the conclusion that the character HIMSELF @Dinsdale_Pirannha is HIMSELF the emergence of a new FORM of life- the emergence of genuine ignorance, as opposed to artificial intelligence.
I am heartened by my firm belief that there is only one @Dinsdale_Pirannha , and that the weight of this ignorance will not push us towards the anti-singularity that would be constant paranoia and jealousy used as an excuse for avoiding reasonable thought.
Dearest @Dinsdale_Pirannha, may I ask
When will the monument be built?
When will your narrative have substance?
You have been saying this for at least five years, I am sure even you can see that if your narrative had weight some of your proclamations would have come true by now.
5 years is a long time.
You strike me as one of those figures, often bearded and unkempt, who hang around city centres with a sign ‘the world ends tomorrow repent’, and YET you see them there every day, not appreciating the irony-
be careful- often when false prophets claim judgement day is coming soon, and it never does, and they base their personality on this great revelation, its eventual disproval can be so disappointing they end their lives, and often the lives of their followers-
as @Dinsdale_Pirannha is a character in a game, this would mean the loss of a sub (which would be bad) and the biomass of a character which could be sad, if the player behind it actually enjoyed the game, but in this case may just be
A relief for all?
I am not concerned that you might take anyone with you on the way out- as you do not strike me as the kind of false prophet who is charismatic enough to have followers, but rather an irritation, as an insect or perhaps a small speck of dust on the collar of a friend, you REALLY want to flick it off, but manners prevent.
So, @Dinsdale_Pirannha, Character in the GAME eve online, I salute your monument “as the great truth of the game”
The monument that is your posting history from eve search, not including the new forums of course, which we see an example of in this very thread.
For your celebration and adoration I once again present this monument to your truth:
http://eve-search.com/search/author/Dinsdale%20Pirannha/page/1
So from this monument, this magnificent statue erected in your name by myself, lowly high sec scrub Patti ‘Potato’ Patrouette, from this huge erection built from strong words said with suspect intent, a suspicious erection if you will, from this beautiful honour what can we tell is the great truth in eve online?
That some people are quite annoying and bring very little positive contribution to the game, while pointing the finger of blame at all, but because this is a sandbox even they may play as they chose?
That even YOUR gameplay is supported and made possible by the game you seem to hate, though hate only slightly less than its creators and the ‘Null Sec’ players you believe hold them to ransom.
Even if a player’s preferred style gameplay is to cover the walls, the floor, the ceiling, all surfaces indeed, with tinfoil and to roll around in their own paranoia like a pig wallowing in his own filth, it is possible in this sandbox.
If you do not like the content
Make some you do like
Its no one else job.
TLDR: @Dinsdale_Pirannha’s content has little value, but AS content he is funny AF.
Also, I know pig’s are clean animals THAT bit was rhetoric.
Patti xxxx
*swoons in awe