Ah, the luxuries of personal service… it’s invalauble to find someone willing to care take of such delicate matters.
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Candi can reach the spots I could never hope to.
Plus her waxing technique is so precise and delicate it’s almost therapeutic. Call sometime and I’ll have her take care of your bits. Whatever your style, natural yet neat like Candi, smooth like Dani, a precision racing stripe like me, or even a dyed pink heart like Shelby, Candi has you covered.
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I gotcha, Boss.
No reason why pubic hair shouldn’t be as individual as the rest of you.
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My style is more of natural style, neatly trimmed and brushed until softness. It’s quite labor intensive so for the brushing part I use a carefully programmed robo-aide (Gallente just got all sort of decadent software for those machines).
Mr. McNally claims it’s a very welcoming style to explore…
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Where is that old vagabond? Haven’t seen Mr McNally for years!
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Well, he’s still an active capsuleer whereas i don’t undock anymore, so I’ve kinda lost track of him when he’s not visiting… and that happens rarely. 
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You should undock more.
We’ve never met. You are hereby invited to visit Horizon whereby under the power vested in me I grant you protected status, fine food, the best company and 1 x free coffee.
Edit: And a bikini wax
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Everywhere I go here on the forums, it’s @Scipio_Artelius.
Trying to single-handedly keep the new forums active, and doing a pretty good job of it I might add. Not complaining, that guy is sexy as ■■■■ and I’d totally hit it but Boss prolly wouldn’t let me.
Hope you’ve been well, Mr Scip. It’s nice seeing you still here.
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You can also come to see me if you ever drop by Osmon. My CQ is out of service but we still got a shuttle line going to The Greater Fool Bar (the Fazmarais still owe it, but it’s under new management by Succus, Twinkle and Lea-Marie).
If you warn in advance, you could even meet the Fazmarais, or at least Ishtanchuk.
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Bump …
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And now, off to bed. Nighties lovelies! Have sweet dreams!
Also: I don’t see the Fazmarais buying this for the Bar’s pool…
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Night night 
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The feeling after a good flexing of the bionic finger of many likes is not comparable to many of things. But I like it.
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Quite a bit of innuendo there, sir.
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Timezone everyone 
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One of the greatest minds living. Definitely outlived everyones expectations.
Fly safe Stephen Hawking. o7
Now CCP should commemorate him somewow. Name a module, put a monument in EVE, do anything!
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TL:DR: PvP MMOs fail because they don’t pay enough attention to PvE (probably due to smaller teams and smaller budget).
And then you get EVE Outlier which used to do well while PvE got some attention and isn’t doing that well since focus shifted towards PvP.
When he talked about “not eveyone is a criminal IRL because of consequences” he forgot to mention that less than 1% of people are “career” criminals. And a MMO with only 1% of PvPrs would not be considered a PvP MMO at all. Neither probably any MMO where PvErs seriously outnumbered PvPrs… 
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