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@discobot fortune

Would you work in Amazon as an overseer?

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:crystal_ball: Most likely

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Discobot gets new job:
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Guild Wars 2 distributed spyware in order to detect cheaters

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Terrible news,everyone. My dad will need a triple bypass hearth surgery. Most of his veins leading from the heart are blocked. :confused:

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That is paradoxically also good news, after such treatment he will live many more years. :ok_hand:

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Amazon might deny it, but that’s how middle managements rise, making the underdogs ā€œoverperformā€ by any means necessary. Someone writes on a stone tablet ā€œ120 packagings per hourā€ and that’s the rule until someone more entrepreneurish figures that ā€œ130 packagings per hourā€ would look great, woudl be his chance to climb the ladder, and let’s kick any bastard spoiling it with pregnacy, illness or peeing in a toilet.

Nothing new, stopwatch tyrants already were denounced by Charles Chaplin in ā€œModern timesā€.

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Wow, that’s seriously bad! But if doctors think he’s well enough to withstand surgery that’s a good sign, although they are a serious procedure, heart bypasses have a very positive impact on the patient health and life. My grand mother had one when one of her veins was in very bad shape and she also had a pacemaker implanted and that improved her daily life a lot, she lived 8 years after the surgery and was quite active for her age.

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First he’ll take medicine and walk 3 times a day to improve his situation. Only then he’ll have an operation. I don’t want my dad to live 8 years. I want him to live 28 more years instead.

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Also one of my dad’s friend had bypass operation too but he died 10 years after the surgery.

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Houm… 163 cm vs 216 cm…

(And yet she’s all of 4 cms taller than myself :sweat_smile: )

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Aaand, beddy time. Nighties lovelies!


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A woman’s height doesn’t matter. Only a male being short is unacceptable in the world’s society. Luckily I’m neither too tall nor too short.
Good night,Yiole.

Good night,lovelies. :heart:

p.s.: Here is a heavy detox smoothie recipe:

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Early to work today. Very early tomorrow. Tis the season to make the monies. I’ll take it. :sunglasses:

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wew lad… 15 years.

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This is what I immediately imagined.


:joy:

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Yeah, eating paper is not good for your health! :stuck_out_tongue:

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One more to go!

:rofl:

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Precious gemstones lying on the ground in mud :hushed:.

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