The Scarlet Devil held her Lithium Flower

[Arrendis]

@Tsuneshi_Ryuzouji

I think Mr. Flavours is the only winner here.

You are so very wrong. The manufacturers of my favorite brand of popcorn are also winners.

@Diana_Kim

Why she never told me that!

Because she doesn’t mind when it’s you.

[Diana_Kim]

Did I stutter?!

[Arrendis]

yes 

[Diana_Kim]

Go back to your asylum, useless hallucinating inconvenience.

[Arrendis]

Sorry, what was that? You’re stuttering too much.

[Jamal_Frederick]

No, no, it’s perfectly legible.

Interesting…very interesting indeed.

[Diana_Kim]

@Arrendis

Sorry, what was that? You’re stuttering too much.

I have heard that minmatar audio systems are often so crappy that they have choppy sound. But when minmatar brains by analogue hear absent stuttering - that’s something else!

[Rusty_Tsero]

@Diana_Kim

I have heard that minmatar audio systems are often so crappy that they have choppy sound.

Assuming they manage to output anything at all.

(Hah, sorry, couldn’t help it)

[Jamal_Frederick]

Rusty. Restraint.

[Rusty_Tsero]

Now that’s just no fun.

Alas, I am obligated to comply.

[Arrendis]

Careful in this thread, that could lead to Julien deciding you meant something completely different.

@Diana_Kim

I have heard…

All things considered, Diana, I think we all know that you don’t actually hear a damned thing anyone says.

[Diana_Kim]

@Arrendis

All things considered, Diana, I think we all know that you don’t actually hear a damned thing anyone says.

You’re still using this board for spilling out your detached from reality illusions and hallucinations, I see. I said already, go back to your asylum and let adults talk.

[Julian_Flavours]

PSA:

@Diana_Kim @Arrendis GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS THREAD WITH YOUR BICKERING!

This is a place of peace and love, not who has better hearing.

Lots of Love Julian
xoxo

[Miran_Tereven]

@Lauralite_Anne_Brezia

Sorry, couldn’t resist a minor dig. NOH are quite respectable, but a number of the things the Gallente are decried for, NOH excels at and even at times is lauded for.

Whilst disagreeable, that is something for NOH’s executives to discuss and fix amongst themselves.

@Julian_Flavours

Give it (and someone who will love you) a chance and you might like it.

Love is a secondary concern to duty towards one’s nation, and I am not done mourning the death of the previous potential husband.

@MantelGlobalIndustries

It is unfortunate that Luminaire is once again the backdrop to violence. It is equally amusing that the ego of several State ‘Caldari’ were wounded so much that they responded in the only means of recourse that they see is valid - through violence. A pity, although it is a reminder that the State will only ever understand force as legitimate, whether it is through their application of it or their receiving of.

I agree that this was an unnecessary event. It saddens me that this has taken capsuleers away from the frontlines. However, the notion that the activities of two capsuleers are somehow representative of a norm for a population that numbers in the trillions is equally ridiculous.

[Julian_Flavours]

I do apologies for the absence, a weekend of partying turned into a week of partying, the Cupid’s Cumulus is really the place to be! But fans have not been dishearten with the destruction of Casus Belli. No, in fact it’s strengthen theirs and my resolve, that this match made in corporate boardroom heaven was meant to be.

There has been some fun fanart sent in about it too.

And a thank you note from the our budding couple, how cute do they both look!

But who could forget that a love triangle is the strongest shape around. The rumours have been heating up with @Naava_Edios enjoying their company.

At last but the most important one that touched me deep inside, that has been my message all along.

As natural as they come,

Julian ‘#blessed’ Flavours
CEO of Julian of New Eden Inc.
Creator of JFT and Eau de Parfum Flavours
S+ tier fighter of Super ■■■■posting Siblings!
Ex-Supreme Commander of Allied Love Militia Forces
A Meowstar of the Caldari Cats Production

[Remilia_Malitia]

Are you seriously still going? Will I have to take more drastic measures than burning down infrastructure?

[Julian_Flavours]

I am, we are, and fingers crossed for the fans, the Kimilaava triangle is too!

@Remilia_Malitia

more drastic measures

I tingle with excitement for what is in store.

[Ax_l_Thorne]

I think I’ll toss some more refined petrochemical products on this burning dumpster fire.

@Julian_Flavours

I tingle with excitement for what is in store.

This is such a “Julianism” if I ever heard one. You should market these one liners. Put them on mugs, apparel. Sex toys. Stuff like that.

[Naava_Edios]

You should stop encouraging him. I’d rather not be paying visits to Hevrice Mr. Thorne.

[Ax_l_Thorne]

What does that have to do with anything?

Wait, is this some sort of threat?

o.O

Hard to tell. Threats are kinda lost on the, for all intents and purposes, the immortal.

If you’re just fishing for an excuse to go on a date with me, just ask! It would be nice to do dinner and a movie!