Don’t go making @Arrendis jealous.
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Of course they do.
It seems the vast majority of capsuleers do. They walk around with their butt cheeks so clenched it’s a miracle that they can actually get anywhere.
This is why Flavours gets under their skin so quickly. If these people loosened up a bit. Took a minute to laugh at themselves they would quickly find that Julian would loose interest in them.
But alas.
So keep on waddling around like ducks. You’re providing a plethora of entertainment.
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No, just the ones here. Lemme tell you, if Mittens can laugh at himself being a stoned dumbass and bubbling his fleet while his Chief of Staff is FC, nobody should be holding their ego as dearly as some folks here do.
That’s why Diana, Remi, and Mikal amuse the hell out of me: they can’t laugh at themselves. They can’t acknowledge one of the simple truths of human existence: we are all dumbasses, living in sequence of absurd situations that truly rational beings would never allow to happen.
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You are correct. I should have made that caveat. Most of the capsuleers that frequent the summit take themselves entirely too serious.
On a completely different note. I do believe you made a comment about an internal combustion engine. Do you have much experience with them? I’m working on rebuilding the engine on an old XR-350 Havuulaa sport bike.
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You are quite right, but it’s not that I personally loose interest, it’s the fanbase. Of course, I take pleasure in my work but I go where my people need me, and if that means a new love interest then I am but their humble servant.
I nearly spilt my Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato laughing at this.
Have I mistaken your infatuation of Diana over this Mittens guy? Is this your boyfriend I’ve heard rumours about?
That’s some extreme version of short-sightedness multiplied by narrow-mindedness. A swine living in a barn being surrounded by swines might think that the rest of living beings should be swines as well living in the similar barns.
That’s definitely not true.
In other words:
You all are, for sure, I’ve got that. But not us.
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In fact, I do. It should be reasonably straightforward. What’re you having trouble with?
I don’t have a boyfriend. I have an @Arsia_Elkin. And ‘Mittens’ is The Mittani, leader of the largest capsuleer organization in history… and fairly goofy dumbass.
Thanks for proving my point.
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Well that was interesting.
Willing to pay 50mil for that snippet of fan fiction.
Do you recall what was posted? I’m curious as to what is making you curious enough to pay out.
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I saw it for a moment @Ax_l_Thorne
Luckily my trusty tech guy Dave1. managed to get a snippet of it.
1. Total sweetheart, and helps me with all my technical things 
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I just want to grab you all an drag you into CBT, you know?!..
Also I hate CONCORD for them allowing eggers to be immune to legal reprecussions. Speaking about which and 50 millions…
I myself will pay 50 millions to those who will manage to capture and deliver to Caldari space any of those offenders, so we can show them what the proper Law and Justice looks like and will force them to answer for all their criminal slanders in front of the tribunal!
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Please, for your own sake, spell out ‘Caldari Business Tribunal’ in that sentence.
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Why? It’s a pretty well known abbreviation, CBT, CEP, DED, NOH…
Who doesn’t know these?
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How about instead of spelling it out for you I’ll just drag you into CBT too?..
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Autotranslation has limitations, but the willingness of the average IGS poster to read degeneracy in just about anything does not. Still best to head that off at the pass.
Winds! My dad had one of those when I was young - younger. I duped the key. Skid out on the third turn, totaled the bodywork, totaled some of my bodywork too. Good times.
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Nope that was not what she meant. It stands for ‘Catwalk Battle Training’
@Diana_Kim Unfortunately I will have to decline the offer of training. I am already well versed in strutting my tush down the runway.
Maybe we can have a Catwalk Battle to see who has more sass?
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I have no freaking idea what does Catwalk involve, but if you’re looking towards the battle, how about some fist action instead?
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I’ve already started wars because I wrote fiction about the love between Holders, I thought it prudent not to do the same among capsuleers.
It is a sad state of affairs that many just do not understand the boundless joys that come from writing about love and romance.
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Now this is getting interesting.
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Well it’s very much like a fight or fisting as you put it.
- Two people using their body
- Wearing/using clothes or lack of clothes
- Sometimes people watch
Now this is something I would keen to read.
Never have truer words been typed. If more people had this mindset, the cluster would be a better place.
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