Thank all that is good that you went in this direction.
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I have written many works of Amarr romance fiction but âMy lips. Your lips. Apocalypseâ and âHard Ab Solutionâ is probably what Iâm most known for.
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That just sounds like somebody in love with a battleship.
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I suppose the romance involved was hotter than a full rack of Conflagration on overheat.
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Excuse me⌠WHAT?
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A thousand yeses. Count me in.
Now Iâm intrigued. Hard abs are something that I admire.
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Hey thatâs something we have in common!
Itâs hard not to admire a good set of muscled abs. Reminds me of the days when I would partake in oiled wrestling matches with the Brutor Kameiras.
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I admit, my first impulse on reading that was to head it off with âCognitive Behavioral Therapyâ, but Iâm reasonably sure neither of those will be the direction the fan-fic writers go.
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Well, if youâre looking for a match, hit me up.
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Well, the derailing of that petty troll aside, Iâd like to remind, that my offer stands. 50mil for delivery of any of these slanderous gallenteans from their Federation into custody of State authorities. (Preferably to my own for easier confirmation).
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Whilst incredibly self-aware, you really shouldnât talk about yourself like that, Di.
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Go back to asylum youâre crawled out from, insane CODE cultist and petty murderer. All you can do is blowing up innocent and defenseless people, while making up really pathetic attempts at excuses for your bloodlust and desire to hurt innocents with your James cult.
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Takes one to know one, Di 
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You never heard about theoretical studies?
That would explain everything, for example that you were a member of a cult that tries to justify murders with some made up âcodeâ.
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Chicken-Hawk Diana versus Code lunatic.
Now this is a freak-show of the centuries.
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How about meeting me in space, Iâll show you who is the chicken!
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You know, not to defend Diana, but⌠the Ospreyâs a fish-hawk. Merlins are also called âpigeon-hawksâ, and Kestrels are âsparrow-hawksâ. In Caldari parlance, isnât this just calling Diana a bird of prey that hunts chickens?
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Im not sure how to ensure that to be honest.
One thing I am sure about is that this unfortunate little avian holds more threat to our collective irritation threshold due to her incessant cluckings here in the IGS rather than being an actual, tangible threat to her sworn enemies of the federation.
Just behold upon the very premise of this entire discussion by Flavours, clearly a master entertainer by his own right (which I hope he does not support those hateful lunatics of Code).
We are laughing at her, I am sure the Gallenteans would as well.
Octavech Raholan
Former Holder turned Freedom Fighter
Proud Traitor and an Apostate
Renouncer of Amarrian Tyranny and Superstitions
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Oh I wouldnât dare to hurt anyone whoâs ego and reputation remains gravely wounded by such delicious unfortunate circumstances.
That would be a cruelty enough to make the most ruthless of Angel Cartel slavers cringe out of disgust.
I would even wager your Human/True-Slave brain parts inherentedly integrated (being Sansha vessels) within your favoured Sansha Succubus frigate would break out of their mindwiped misery just to weep out of sympathy for you.
Octavech Raholan
Former Holder turned Freedom Fighter
Proud Traitor and an Apostate
Renouncer of Amarrian Tyranny and Superstitions
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Who are you again?
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