Wait till your wife finds out what you been upto

Wait till your wife finds out what you been upto

This movie won the Best Horror Short Movie Award at the Los Angeles Film Awards and the director attributes his success to Self-Help and Metaphysics:
Zaera when Haley gets more attention than her.
Today my only self help had been drinking 250 ml apple cider vinegar with a 1.25 ml mineral water to try and slow down my metabolism of the amount I had drank today as I don’t want to reach alcoholic ketoacidosis as I hadn’t been eating.
/ I am in love with Siri
Yes Siri is great with voice to text
Self help is true as drinking vinegar water can slow down the absorption of ethanol.
/ now I am not saying to drink a full litre of apple cider vinegar to lower blood alcohol levels but first not drink to the point that you feel that you need to .
But Frosty sweetie, she is nothing like Zaera
Siri will tell you what you want to hear.
You need to be led by the coconuts, you need dsicipline.
“Oh What a Nightmare “
But you love it

This helped a lot thanks, pls stop now as I need to rest and go mine somewhere.