Series of events:
- OP makes bad suggestion
- Comprehensive reasons have been provided for why suggestion was bad
- @Flashrain, who has previously proposed Pokémon Evolution for Ships, Wild Magic for Weapons, XXL Structures, Weapons-That-Get-Weaker-Over-Time, Ships With Super-Duper Special Abilities!!1!, among other aggressively idiotic ideas via topics and replies, expands on bad suggestion
Why does this not surprise me? You truly are a special kind of stupid.
