Update on Security of the Empire

(Alizabeth Vea) #161

This was our experience on Alkabsi. Brave sons of bitches.

(Nauplius) #162

Does the “Slaver Band of Mehatoor” accept donations for replacement hounds?

(Gaven Lok'ri) #163

Not from you.

(Nauplius) #164

These are not just any slaver hounds. They are slaver hounds who were trained while the religion of Naupliusism was still active. They have already tasted of Minmatar flesh and they have learned that it is Oh so good. They long to taste of that meat yet again, and they are right here in Mehatoor ready for duty.

Accept my offering of slaver hounds. Set them loose against the next mob of Minmatar subhumans that dares to revolt against their betters. Then mail the gnawed, bare bones of those Minmatar to any of their living relatives with the note: “Such will be you, too, if you so much as think of rioting.”

(Gaven Lok'ri) #165

Thank you for the illustration as to why I would not accept your hounds.

(Anabella Rella) #166

I really wish this “new” IGS had a proper block function so that I’d never have to see the nonsense posts of certain individuals.

(Tenar Sabezan) #167

Isha Vuld If even God wills us to stand against you, how are you superior?

Don’t take offense, God made you what you are. Even you people have a place in His creation. I wish you and the rest of your tribe no ill will.

(Melisma Ramijozana) #168

Don’t take offense, but the main reason I dislike your god is because he makes pretentious assholes like you.

(Tenar Sabezan) #169

Melisma Ramijozana Don’t take offense, but the main reason I dislike your god is because he makes pretentious assholes like you.

I’m not offended. Such poor ugliness is often the product of a sub-par upbringing, for which you can not be blamed. God bless you and bring you to the purity of his face.

(Melisma Ramijozana) #170

“Poor ugliness.” You have to pick one or the other, sweetie.

Also, has anyone taught you how to quote yet?

That’s how. You’re welcome!

(Tenar Sabezan) #171

You have elegantly made my point, thankyou most kindly.

I like your spunk. You will make a most useful slave once all are reclaimed.

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(Fifinella) #172

She’ll probably be quite old by then.

(Gaven Lok'ri) #173

The situation on the ground has not changed significantly in the last few days.

In space, the conflict with Electus Matari has begun to heat up. An engagement last night saw a SFRIM and PIE combined battleship fleet engage an EM Battleship fleet. Losses were heavy on both sides, but Amarr forces prevailed.

PIE has also established the citadel “Arx Adolis” in orbit of Thebeka III to aid in the ongoing space battle. It’s services will be open to true Amarr loyalists working to defend the Empire.

(Arsia Elkin) #174

PIE forces also engaged Purity of the Throne last night after your fights with Electus Matari. The Purity fleet was fully destroyed multiple times, but not without some preventable losses on our side.

(Mizhara Del'thul) #175

What is it with these timezones? Tsk.

(Ilan Ardishapur) #176

A minor setback. The meddling of these Tash-Murkon loyalists will not hinder our efforts to rid Thebeka of heretics and heathens alike. These rebellions are just the beginning should Gods children continue to stray from his word.

(Arsia Elkin) #177

Don’t worry, heretic. We’ll be sure to shoot you and your ilk out of the sky whenever you show your ugly faces.

Be prepared for more “minor setbacks.”

(Alizabeth Vea) #178

What the ■■■■ is going on down there? Really. At this point, I am at a loss. If you’re not winning quickly, then you’re LOSING slowly.

Glaring at each other from fortified positions does nothing. Your troops should be moving to attack, attacking, or consolidating after an attack.

I thought the Empire would be better at the Kingdom than this. However, it turns out that we’re just as incompetent, albeit in a different manner.

(Mizhara Del'thul) #179

You may have failed to notice who’s swarming the orbits of Thebeka, and was notably not haunting your chosen deployment.

(Arrendis) #180

Binky, you couldn’t rid Thebeka of me.

Just me.