Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

afsaana mere ban gaya afsaana kisi ka

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Pancakes are traditionally more a breakfast food, don’t you think?

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Oh dang I just remembered that under the new rules I can’t dec 'em? I don’t have any semi-permanent in-space assets and neither does PIE, I guess?

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PIE does.

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At this moment, PIE does, SFRIM does not.

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Well damn, do I really have to go ask the old man for a loan…

I can already picture this in my mind:
“Hey dad I need to borrow some ISK…”
"Ok Myri, how much? "
“Uhh, about two billion?”
“What.”
“I need it to go bash some Amarr loyalists. Daaad, all the cool kids are doing it!”
“Ugh fine.”

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Use a Raitaru, they’re cheaper. Stick it somewhere near Pator or Dodixie. They’ll never find it.

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Drop a refinery on some backwater 0.5 moon and make some money while you’re at it, more like. If you’re into that sort of thing.

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Yeah, that works, too, but I’d think they’re all taken.

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Looking at market prices, Raitaru would be the one I could reasonably afford and afford to lose, to boot. Damn CONCORD for making feuding so damn expensive.

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Resourceful indeed is the capsuleer who keeps holocast equipment, actors, make-up artists, lighting and stage rigging crews, scriptwriters, costumers, and post-production effects technicians on-call in order to post a reply on the Intergalactic Summit within a few hours.

What a time to be alive.

What is this in reference to ?

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Well, okay. So, as funny as that post was… Cartel still are pretty s***y bunch of human beings, and I view anyone who professes loyalty to them more than a little suspect, especially if they’re doing something they can quite easily abuse for criminal purposes. And I have the same dim (and dimmer) view on Sansha loyalist, guristas loyalists, etc.

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This actually is on topic and could have been posted in the main thread.

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Well, not really, but I’m not going to move it about.

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Uh. It might be to my post, which Teinyhr linked above, although if so Mr. Elanion’s likely being funny since it’s probably pretty clear I didn’t have any of that.

Edit:

Er. Sorry. It’s not the one she linked to; just up a bit from that.

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For posterity’s sake, and because I was confused as hell because I read Off-Topic before I read the thread in question, it’s the kitten-skinning, helium-huffing propaganda holovid post. May it live forever in infamy.

If you need all of this just to make a short spoof holovid, you’re doing your short spoof holovid wrong.

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Seriously. PIE. You’ve got people killing slaves on two planets for misbehaving, but Napkins is tolerated while you all drag your heels? How many months has he been freely wandering about doing whatever he wants now, even after admitting he’s been a murderous heretic?

How about just once you Amarr clean up your own damned crap before you go killing more of my people? Huh? Just once in your whole damned history, can you maybe try that? You never know, you might actually like it.

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To be fair, the extralegal provisions we all operate under were agreed to by all Assembly signatories.

There is quite frankly little to be done against a capsuleer except shoot them.

I mean, I’ve been wandering around doing whatever I want for six years as an egger and everyone who objected enough to try and shoot me, I harvested their killmails.

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All I gotta say is DAMN.

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