I am Xenuria and I am running as The Triglavian candidate for CSM 16.
Your EVE Online story.
The short version is that I got really bored of other mmos and started playing eve online. I became really good at the spy meta and made a name for myself by disbanding HYDRA RELOADED and acquiring a bunch of isk. Eventually I gave null sec a try and quickly realized there was a totally different level to this game that I could only access by stepping outside of it. I trained Social to 5 and made meaningful connections with the community at events, bars, clubs, raves and so on. Eventually I joined The Imperium under a special weapons program and was elected to the CSM. During my term I pushed for many of the things we now have today like UI pointer, CSM reform, term limits, etc. A few years later… I got kinda bored of eve and I stopped playing, now I am back because what else am I going to do? All the nightclubs are closed…
Your areas of expertise. In which areas of the game do you feel you are the most knowledgeable? What qualities set you apart from other candidates?
In a game where everyone is a character and self expression is paramount to identity, I have found a way to put Space-Ego aside and build bridges between factions, coalitions and communities. I have been inside almost every sov holding alliance in the past 3 years and I have held membership in all of the major null blocs as they stand today. I’ve seen the same arguments and platforms from 20 different sides and soaked up innumerable perspectives on game changing subject matters.
Why are you applying for the CSM?
I’m good at it, I enjoy it and I haven’t met anybody who was upset or angry with my performance on the CSM last time. I must be doing something right.
What can players expect from you?
Expect rational yet zealous advocacy for critical aspects of community development. My “red dot” for this term is going to be UI/UX as it relates to standings and Triglavian content.
For reference here is a picture of me.
Platform (WOAH COOL ITS A PLATFORM! WOAAH)
Turn the unfinished, partially assembled space Ikea known as pochven into a finished product.
Give players with high standing better station services. Repair, Refine, Etc should scale with standing once unlocked.
Give players a Trig/Eden epic arc that allows them to learn about what the heckin a PoochVenni is and how to swing it.
Overhaul all Agent Mission content or just delete it from the game already I mean jeez. It’s been on life support for years and I don’t think players are given teachable moments by NPCs that can Neut from 200KM away or frigates that can permajam a fully boosted T3C while kiteing at 5000ms. Seriously look at some of these missions, damn.
Please give players a check mark or indicator than a 1 time only missions like COSMOS or Data Center has been completed by them before, with a timestamp. This will also reduce GM workload because right now they are the only way to determine this.
Give players the ability to see the REAL standings hits and interactions so they can make informed choices instead of being confused why finishing a mission reduced standing with that missions agent…
Oh and standings don’t really make sense unless you spend hours reading the cached wayback captures of ancient long dead wiki articles. The math is there but in practice really strange things can Happun! Pochven is the #1 offender in this… Did you know that ticks can get stuck and instead of hitting every 10 mins they can last… 30… 50… mins because of how tagging works with fleet tag inheritance.
Yes, friends “fleet tag inheritance” is a thing and so far I haven’t seen any wiki articles on that. If you are waiting on a tick for a rat and somebody joins your fleet who has their own tick timer for a rat in that same fleet of rats, you add 10 mins to your timer if that rat is larger in tick value than the tick of the rat the previous fleet comp is waiting on. This isn’t explained anywhere in the game, I had to reverse engineer this myself.
Did I mention standings are kinda dumb? Yea so a battleship gives higher tick value than a dread, but hey that’s ok you can just kill AFK Drifter Raider Battleships for a much higher tick than any edencom ship. Yes, rats go AFK frequently allowing players to farm them RISK FREE.
Triglvaian and Edencom NPCs should RR and offer other forms of assistance to players who have 7.0 or above.
Shuttles should have a warp speed of at least 30AU/s and their warp accel should be at least as fast as a yacht.
Delayed local in Null sec space, with a module that lets capital systems have realtime local.
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Endorsements & Testimonials
“pre vat of acid joker” - Avacado Salad#1486
“I’ll never forget standing in the Harpa lobby, wind and snow and sleet outside, and there’s Xenuria walking in wearing jeans and a tank top” - Manic Velocity
“Xenuria’s videos are some of MrsBrisc’s favorites. The one where he did butt exercises is the best endorsement for EVE Online I’ve ever seen.” - Brisc Rubal
“I have never walked away from a conversation with Xenuria without being both impressed and confused…” - Ashterothi
“I was in a fleet with Xenuria once, he said it was good luck to have clothing in the cargo hold, and he gave me some. He clothed me when I was naked.” - badwes
“I stand with xenuria” - Jeronica
“No. I don’t think you’d be a good CSM.” - Olmeca Gold
“no i wont give you an endorsement for being Danny Devito I’m just gonna state that you are Danny Devito in a way that you could never copy paste into your csm” - Maldavius